Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I don't even want to know how many built models I have. My Warhammer armies alone will come to well over 300, easily! lol, my warhammer army (just the one) has upwards of 700+ models. Mostly metal too. It hardly ever all comes out though lol..once a year maybe in a huge brawl against my brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 We can give you one. Suggestions! Abs the overlord Abs the supreme ruler of everything Abs the keeper of the mist (when it doesn't go walkabout) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I think of Queeg, I think of Red Dwarf. Actually I am kind of like that bugger.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Abs the Hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Abs the Hound. But better looking... And not as filthy mouthed. But just as badass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I make a great wild card... also I make great drinks. *Ears perk up* What now?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehMik Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I hope you don't mean "influence" the same way zFiend would. I too found that in college being behind the bar (makeshift or otherwise) was a lot of fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Abs the overlord Abs the supreme ruler of everything Abs the keeper of the mist (when it doesn't go walkabout) How could I forget Abs the Sheep Wranger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Thankfully I used charm and my dashing good looks to influence the ladies in my youth, without the need for alcohol. Though it was often a help more than a hindrance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 *Ears perk up* What now?! It's too late. You didn't want us on your weeding, so you shall not receive our drink making skills. Perhaps our drinking skills, as a wedding surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 How could I forget Abs the Sheep Wranger. Because I tried a mind wipe.....obviously need more practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I wonder if I can gatecrash MD's wedding, and lurk in a dark corner. Then when the stooges turn up..BAM.. its fun time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I hope you don't mean "influence" the same way zFiend would. I too found that in college being behind the bar (makeshift or otherwise) was a lot of fun. Hahaha! zFiend's definition of influence is probably VERY different to everyone elses. I used to work behind a bar when I was at Uni, it was good fun. I used to get all sorts of comments from the ladies although it was usually due to the multiple facial piercings and green Mohawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I wonder if I can gatecrash MD's wedding, and lurk in a dark corner. Then when the stooges turn up..BAM.. its fun time! If memory serves there are sheep in the local fields so chances are you'd be the only one getting laid! zFiend will be disappointed to hear the crazy bridesmaid I mentioned a while back is no longer available. Also... NO GATECRASHING MY WEDDING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 zFiend will be disappointed to hear the crazy bridesmaid I mentioned a while back is no longer available. Oh damn! Well you getting kicked in the nuts is good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Also... NO GATECRASHING MY WEDDING! This is making it only more likely we are coming over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Oh damn! Well you getting kicked in the nuts is good enough. I've already commissioned my stainless steel codpiece, my nuts shall remain thoroughly unkicked *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I've already commissioned my stainless steel codpiece, my nuts shall remain thoroughly unkicked *nods* I do believe if your wife-to-be kicks you in the nuts and hurts herself while doing so you're in for a hell of a nutkicking afterwards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 lol, don't panic..i wouldn't dream of gatecrashing the wedding, I know how stressful these things can be without the possibility of ruffians arriving (by ruffians I mean zfiend). soon be lunchtime...what delights shall I partake in today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 His level of ruffian (or ruffles depending on which gown he wears), counts him as plural We. The zFiend. Has a ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patzer Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 We. The zFiend. Has a ring to it. Like Ermac from Mortal Kombat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Definitely a ring involved somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Absolution Black Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 V for Vendetta? More like V for Vulgar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 V for Vendetta? More like V for Vulgar! Vulgar? I'm not vulgar. Lies and slander! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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