Justin Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Eric Johns was the baby in Labyrinth. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxoE2az9mJM[/ame] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 They are not puppets... David Bowie really does exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karn987 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Despite the fact that that is an awesome movie... I think you may be right Lalo.... Eric was thrown around by David Bowie as a child to the beat of an awesome song and a chorus of puppets. I wouldn't be surprised if the next Mal release had a David Bowie like model in it with abilities like Magic Jump and Magic Dance. Maybe something about insanely 80's hair to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 They are not puppets... David Bowie really does exist. Lies! He's just a phantom, a figment of the collective imagination. A story parents tell their children, "Brush your teeth, or David Bowie will get you." Despite the fact that that is an awesome movie... I think you may be right Lalo.... Eric was thrown around by David Bowie as a child to the beat of an awesome song and a chorus of puppets. I wouldn't be surprised if the next Mal release had a David Bowie like model in it with abilities like Magic Jump and Magic Dance. Maybe something about insanely 80's hair to... There's really no other explanation. As for David Bowie's Malifaux powers, one word: codpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 lmfao, lalo, you are GENIUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassarus Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oh yes we need a Gobling king Master in the next book! You better be on this one EricJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I thought the Viks were just David Bowie with breasts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassarus Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 na, they are not crazy enough. We need a Human master that can control a horde of gremlins if a badass haircut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *giggles* this is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 It's a well known fact that David Bowie is Neverborn. I mean, just think of the literal interpretation of that term. Do you think anything with that level of 80s hair was born to a human female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassarus Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 ah, well that is true! But I was was thinking that he would be the incarnation of one of the tyrants, just like Hamlin. And as a leader of the gremlins he would be sure to be a outcast master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *shudders* think of the heart burn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 :peep: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassarus Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Oh he would be my favorite master, and I would make a plushy out of him and we would play everyday^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cats Laughing Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Shouldn't this call for Bowie as a Malifaux master be in the 5th Master thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratty Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The other great thing about the Goblin King is they could no longer complain about sexual inequality as fervently as the girls would have Mr Bowie and his bulge to objectify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCoconutMonkey6X Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 And he's probably the only guy alive who can make riding pants look stylish! Bowie FTW!! With Hoggle as his totem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Amos Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 <Nitpick> Jereth is a goblin, he just uses shapechanging magic to assume human form. </Nitpick> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder_God Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I always thought it was more like Fairies, seelie and unseelie. He is a high-fairy, so while he's still a "Goblin", he does not look the same. But of course, the issue of glamours does play part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katcher Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 David Bowie rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karn987 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 <Nitpick> Jereth is a goblin, he just uses shapechanging magic to assume human form. </Nitpick> Then he is truly a Neverborn then since they just assume whatever form pleases them in most cases. Plus this gives Neverborn a male caster with sex appeal! I can hear the screaming fan girls now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXhayzelXxx Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *screams like a girly fan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazza Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 *screams like a girly fan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 An excellent idea, and an interesting theory! And a totally insane thread! I like it.......And you remind me of the Babe.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karn987 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I like it.......And you remind me of the Babe.. *Goblin voice* What Babe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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