Malifaux League at Gamers Haven in Parma Heights, Ohio from July 9 thru August 7, 2021

[Omenbringer]

Announcing an Organized Play Event for the Cleveland Area.

Gamers Haven is hosting a 5 Week league from July 9, 2021 at 6:00 pm thru August 7, 2021 at 6:00 pm for the purposes of expanding the local Malifaux community and having a great time.

The Store is located at 6639 Pearl Road, Parma Heights, OH 44130

Additional:
Event Cost: $10.00 per participant, 100% of costs will be utilized for league support.

This league will utilize our Henchman’s Marshal Law League rule set built around defending and acquiring territories about the world of Malifaux. As players accumulate or squander territories they will gain or lose access to in game resources. All Participants will need to be present for the first day of the event in order to generate their starting territories and receive their league packs (Exceptions will be made on a case by case basis). The League will close at 6:00 pm on July 10, 2021. Official League Days are scheduled for Fridays from 6:00 pm to 11:00pm and players; however, the intent of this is to facilitate a diverse play experience so in order to accommodate differing schedules players may arrange games outside of normally scheduled day once the league has closed at 6:00pm on Saturday, July 10, 2021. All games must be played at Gamers Haven. Upon completion of the event, league sheets will be turned into the Henchman for tabulation. Players will be restricted to a single Master throughout the league, however, may alter their crew composition (non-master models and upgrades) between games.

Masters are not unique for the purposes of this event, i.e., Lady Justice may be played by more than one player.

Proxies will be allowed as long as they clearly represent their base model.

This is a casual event that is intended to build the Malifaux community. Sportsmanship is a large component of this, in short, games should be engaging and fun, not "soul crushing". All player levels are welcome, even those playing their very first full games. Think of these games as more of creating an engaging narrative than honing your tournament lists. Painted crews, dense terrain, and utilization of the asymmetric Story Encounters Strategy/ Scheme rules instead of the Gaining Ground rules are highly encouraged but not mandatory.

Prizes will be awarded upon completion of the last game on Friday, August 13, 2021. Players do not need to be present on the last day of the event to be eligible for a prize. The prize pack will be based upon participation but at the least will consist of a 1st place and last place prize. Depending on participation the prize pool may be extended to include “Best in Faction” and “Best Painted”. Both will require at least 3 participates per category, i.e., to post an award for “Best Arcanist” the league would require at least 3 Arcanist players.

Two new awards are being offered this league to encourage a more diverse play experience and "off day" play. The title of Duer's Librarian will be awarded to the participant that has played the most other players in the event. The Bounty Hunter Award will be presented to the player that has collected the most players bounties during the event. Details for both of these will be published in the league rules pack.

We look forward to seeing you at Gamers Haven.

[Omenbringer]

Narrative Results from the first nights 8 games!

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We interrupt this aethervox rebroadcast of Rossini’s William Tell Overture from Telharmonic Hall in NY to the Brooklyn Navy Yard to bring you this emergency message from Guild Authorities.

This is Sgt. Dashel of the Guild Guard, Citizens are advised to shelter in place for the next 24 hours as Guild Forces deal with a rumored situation in the Quarantine Zones around the city. We assure all residents living within the Guild’s strong walls that this is only a precautionary measure and that any issue should be quickly resolved.

We now return you to the rebroadcast of Rossini’s William Tell Overture from Telharmonic Hall in NY to the Brooklyn Navy Yard already in progress.

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Malifaux Enquirer, with all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers, reports a new round of violence erupting around the city.

Informants scavenging around contract town 152, recently abandoned due to its proximity to the infamous Hag’s Territory, observed an armed scuffle between two groups of Explorer Society members. A report from Sheriff Cornelius Basse states that Lord Cooper (Anthony B.) and his entourage of deadly hunters “stumbled” onto the Baba Yaga National Wildlife Area during a scouting expedition for new territories. The area is known for its pristine environment, diverse collection of native Malifaux flora and fauna, and also its strict “No Hunting” policy. Sheriff Basse declared Lord Cooper a Public Enemy for his intrusion after witnessing a shackled Malisaurus Rex in his company. According to our observers, the Malisaurus Rex was not the only rare creature seen that day; a Sand Worm, apparently defending its territory appeared and assisted in running Cooper off the preserve. Basse really is a Hidden Martyr, though we don’t quite agree with his Catch and Release program in this instance. For his leniency Basse earned the ire of Lord Cooper who swore a Vendetta for the incident and Sabotaged some of the parks observation posts. We are unable to determine who won this exchange as both appeared to achieve their objectives. (Standings: AB 4 Territories, 1 Salted; KV 6 Territories, 1 Salted)

Unfortunately for Lord Cooper (Simon I.) his day only got worse. While egressing from the Baba Yaga National Wildlife Area through what can only be described as a Necropolis for the endangered Maliphant, Cooper ran afoul of the Arcanist rabble rouser Kaeris near the Bayou’s Edge. Each side attempted to gain tactical advantage through an intricate series of maneuvers. Kaeris first attempted to Outflank Lord Cooper who responded with a Bait and Switch technique. The action left Cooper’s forces Spread Out and ill-suited to press any advantaged gained by the maneuver. It seems Lord Cooper really struggled with his aim through out the encounter connecting with very few of his shots. Perhaps a combination of the days heat and humidity played a factor. Lord Cooper swore a Vendetta against Kaeris because of the encounter and his retreat was covered by a brave or fool hardy Hopeful Prospect who charged a Fire Golem. Surprisingly, despite receiving significant burns on most of his body, our sources report the Hopeful Prospect survived the encounter and is recovering at Malla Malla Teaching Hospital in Malifaux City. A Please Help Me account has been established at the First Bank of Malifaux for those wishing to assist with the Prospect’s medical bills. (Standings: JP 6 Territories; SI 4 Territories)

This has been the Malifaux Enquirer, with all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers, reporting.

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Extra, Extra, Read all about it! The Free and Independent Malifaux Gazette reports a scuffle in the Three Kingdoms district of Malifaux City which can only be described as a Turf War. Yan Lo, the head of the Wing Kong Exchange Trading Company was going thru some newly arrived inventory in his deceptively large Warehouse when the Neverborn Titania broke in from the nearby Industrial Zone. As each side attempted to Outflank the other a stalemate seemed in the cards. That was until Titania’s pet Malisaurus Rex “Tinker Bell” shattered the warehouse doors and entered the fray. Seeing the medicinal qualities of the specimen and assessing the creature’s worth on the black market, Yan Lo’s people surrounded the rare creature and commenced to slaughtering the beast. We are told from an eyewitness that the creature took a surprising amount of effort to bring down. Titania’s crew attempted to rescue Tinker Bell but an uncommonly resilient Gokudo stymied those plans, standing up to a fusillade of fire from the Neverborn Sniper Angel Eyes and the Sharp Claws and Awakened Hunger of Titania. Despite harvesting the Malisaurus Rex, Yan Lo was forced to abandon the Warehouse to Titania. (Standings: BC 6 Territories; TF 4 Territories)

The local White Lotus Society Monastery has pledged to assist with any privation caused by the loss of the warehouse upon the region’s citizenry.

Unfortunately, this report is not unique, the Neverborn were seen fighting through out the city though one particular incident offers this reporter hope that infighting may keep them from the walls of our great city, our beacon on the hill.

Near some Ruins in the Quarantine Zone, that band of sinful musicians The Crossroads 7 was posting handbills for their soon to be announced Corrupted Idols tour of Malifaux. They are hopeful that this tour will be a Breakthrough moment for them and not Dig their Graves financially. We are told by the band’s agent, the always cordial Dee Sanderson that the Queen of the Nephilim, Nekima had cautioned them to Hold up their Forces for just a bit longer so they could Outflank their rivals the Bayou Bottom Boyz at Arcanist’s Lab records. The negotiations turned from heated to downright aggressive as the Crossroads 7 bullied the Mature Nephilim with Lust convincing one to Kiss Angel Eyes while Pride stood up to Nekima’s verbal barrage. Things turned after a Black Blood Shaman dispatched the band’s Emissary via a Black Blood Pustule popped from a nearby Mature Nephilim. Nekima, swallowing Pride, was aided by a Hooded Rider and the two were then able to coral the Idols and settle the matter in her favor. It is unknown whether Dee Sanderson survived the negotiations but it appears Nekima is now managing the band’s Ruins. (Standings: CS 6 Territories; JA 4 Territories)

This reporter is concerned about the boiling rivalry between the Crossroads 7 and the Bayou Bottom Boyz. Will Nekima’s guidance lower the temperature to a simmer or crank it up. We here at The Free and Independent Malifaux Gazette are hopeful that it wont impact the seasons concert ticket.

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We interrupt this aethervox broadcast of Malifaux’s Top 40 to bring you this breaking news.

Allison Dade here reporting from the Malifaux Tattler’s Aethervox broadcast booth.

Guild Offices have enlisted the aid of a local mercenary company run by Viktoria Chambers to ferret out the disgraced former City Coroner Dr. Douglas McMourning. Our sources tell us that the Vik’s set up an ambush in a Necropolis McMourning is known to frequent for “parts”. Their reconnaissance and patience paid off as McMourning and his band of Experiments emerged from the Sewers nearby to go “shopping”. A bitter Turf War for the high ground emerged as each tried to Claim Jump the other amid a flurry of Hidden Martyrs. The battle was fierce with few survivors. Luck seemed to favor the Viktoria’s however, in the melee, they had allowed Dr. McMourning and his Dead Rider to creep around the perimeter scoring valuable assets. Attempting to regain the initiative, Dr. McMourning’s faithful assistant Sebastian poisoned a Viktoria allowing him to easily dispatch the brave Mercenary with his powerful Saw. In retaliation, the other Viktoria summarily executed the good Doctor by separating his head from his shoulders with a precise Katana strike. I wonder if he can put himself back together like he has so many of his minions? Despite the valiant efforts of Miss Deed and the eternal Midnight Stalker, the battle was lost and the Necropolis ceded to the Resurrectionist amid a surge of undead creations. The Dead Rider was last seen carrying Dr. McMourning’s body however, it is this reporter’s belief that all the king’s horses and all the king’s men will be unable to put Dr. McMourning back together again. (Standings: DD 6 Territories; MG 4 Territories)

Despite this near victory by McMourning, a stunning blow was delivered to the Resurrectionist’s by a one-time affiliate sometime later.

The Herald of Oblivion, Tara coalesced an army of minions out of virtual Nothingness to engage The Dread Pirate Mary “Black Tongue” Bonnet and her Forgotten crew. The fighting erupted when Tara set up camp inside a Ghost Town. Rightly assuming the site abandoned she was stunned when the Black Tongue burst in to the Large Tavern she had chosen as her temporary domicile. Mary’s exuberance must have gotten the best of her as she ordered the youngest of her crew forward at a reckless pace in an attempt to Break the Line. The loss of the pair of beloved Crooligan Powder Monkeys, Roy C. Smith III and Anne Nancy Perriam seemed just too much to take for the crew with morale visibly declining. The loss of the Ghost Town palling in comparison to the loss of the crew. Tara’s Nothing Beast was all bark and no bite as she managed to Outflank the pirates ultimately deciding it was better to Catch and Release than to attempt to hold the crew. Perhaps the pirates will return once they get their “Land Legs”. (Standings: LH 6 Territories; OH 4 Territories)

This has been Allison Dade reporting from the Malifaux Tattler’s Aethervox broadcast booth. We are a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux. Good fortune and Good Night.

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Underground reporter and all-around critic of the Guild and its policies, Polly Sagequid MD publishes harrowing account of Miners who dug too deep.

In a sign of the times, Mei Feng’s Rail Workers were shifted to cover labor shortages at M&SU Mine 42 from their more familiar Industrial Zone way up in Ridley. Long stated by Guild Officials to be too dangerous a site to dig the Rail Workers discovered the truth behind the Guild’s hesitation when they dug too deep. The gnarled wooden artifact they uncovered burst into a scintillating beam of light which shot up the mines shaft and into the night’s sky upon their touch. The Beacon powered by the Corrupted Ley Lines around it caught the eye of its old Master. Jedza hurried to the scene, calling upon the services of her most trusted minions to assist in the recovery of this relic from the Forest with the Dancing Trees. The ensuing battle was a tactical masterpiece as each side attempted to simultaneously Breakthrough the others force through skillful Outflanking maneuvers. The belligerents so evenly matched that victory seemed an ephemeral hope for both sides. An eyewitness reported seeing Jedza’s Grave Goo engulf both Mei Feng’s Forgeling and Mei Feng herself during the fight. In response, the Metal Golem struck hard at Jedza who is rumored to have been laid low by the mighty blow. This may have been the leverage that allowed Mei Feng to push Jedza’s forces out of the Mine and into the night from which they came. (Standings: TH 6 Territories; TW 4 Territories)

An examination of the site by the M&SU Safety Office revealed no indication of wrongdoing by the Rail Workers, though it was noted that neither Jedza’s body nor the artificat were able to be recovered amid concerns of the mysterious Goop present. Removal of the “Goo” is estimated to require several Weeks to complete and special Hazmat suits and Decontamination equipment to perform safely.

On an unrelated note, those seeking employment with good benefits and retirement are asked to apply at M&SU Hall 72 for screening, fitting, and training by 12:00 pm on July 16^th.

Good golly Miss Polly, that is an intriguing story! And one wonders why the main stream media is avoiding it.

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An obviously Gremlin voice speaks over the Aethervox:

“You are listening to the “Temperance” Jebsen Revival Power Hour. Songs of salvation to soothe a weary soul. Our next piece is from Bill Murray. Enjoy this old timey favorite You’re a Grand Old Flag.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DqGCMu37Ow

We interrupt this Aethervox broadcast to bring you the following announcement from our affiliate in Edge Point.

Those traveling to the Sunken City archeological site are warned that the Neverborn have taken an interest in the area and riled up the normally calming Silurid broods surrounding it. Travel to the area is deemed extremely dangerous and Guild Forces will be unable to assist in the event an expedition comes into trouble. Duer’s Library is recalling all expeditions for the season amid permit nullification from Guild Administrators in the Antiquities Office

A survivor from a recent battle described two Neverborn forces attempting to Break each other’s Lines in the Necropolis near the Bayou’s Edge. Details are sketchy; however, the survivors account matches the descriptions of the woeful Pandora and the master of beasts Marcus. We believe Marcus’s interest in the area to be largely scientific though suspect he is collecting samples for some nefarious purpose. Pandora appeared to be defending the ancient dilapidated and partially sunken city, to what aim we are unsure however, she was successful in forcing Marcus to look for samples somewhere else. (Standings: WM 6 Territories; SK 4 Territories)

We now return you to the “Temperance” Jebsen Revival Power Hour. Songs of salvation to soothe a weary soul.

An obviously Gremlin voice speaks over the Aethervox.

“When I get up in the morning I smile and greet the day, thankful that I get to see another set of challenges before me. You see the Lawd won’t give me anything I can’t handle. The trails and tribulations are simply there to refine the person we were meant to be. Turn away from the temptation of Sin…the call of the flesh…the allure of the bottle…the indulgence of sloth. Whether man or woman…human or Gremlin…you have the strength to save yourself. It isn’t Serva Me but Salvum Fac Temetipsum.

I ask you my brothers and sisters of the Bayou, what are you doing to secure your salvation? Are you willing to rise above the muck and mire of your world? Will you join our great civil society and the rock that is Guild authority? Will you come unto the shinning beacon of light that is Malifaux City, renouncing the ways of your ill-bred kin?

If you are willing to take the first steps toward redemption…and I believe you are…meet me at the Quadruple Rock Church, conveniently located adjacent to the Malifaux Sentinel’s Edgepoint Annex.

Our next song of salvation is from Byron G. Harlan and his Wait ‘till the Sun Shines, Nellie.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthdPkncNn4

[Omenbringer]

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Lucas McCabe evicts Nekima from Ruins in the Hag’s Territory after Guild Danger Advisory for Sunken City Archeological Site.

While returning from a Research Mission for Duer’s Library, McCabe discovered the Nephilim and her brood moving near the newly classified Danger Zone. The famed Relic Hunter set a hasty ambush among the willows and the reeds and was able to quickly achieve the upper hand during the engagement after Detonating Charges. The power of Nekima’s trusty Hooded Rider was nullified by the precise and heavy small arms fire from Sidir and a Rough Rider. Angel Eyes attempted to regain the upper hand with counter fire focused on McCabe to little avail. Nekima’s forces sustained heavy casualties during the exchange leaving quite a few Hidden Martyrs strewn about the battlefield. A Hopeful Prospect to McCabe’s crew was even able to best a Mature Nephilim in combat. We trust he is now a full share member of the crew and no longer just a Prospect. Nekima is rumored to have been killed by a Rough Rider though evidence is fretfully lacking. (Standings: JL 6 Territories; CS 5 Territories)

Guild Administrators within the Antiquities Office want to again reiterate the danger of travel within the Sunken City Archeological Site area. Enter the area at your own peril.

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We interrupt this Aethervox Broadcast of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

To bring you this important announcement from the Malifaux Tattler’s, a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux, Edgepoint Annex.

Residents are advised to avoid the cities small Industrial Zone as a sink hole Collapsed a City Block in the area. Guild Authorities are investigating, as eye witness reports place Lucas McCabe and the beautiful Performer Colette du Bois at the scene of the devastation. It is unknown whether they are complicit in the destruction, but we know that it will be a long time before any production can be wrangled from either site. Our sources tell us that the two groups attempted to Out Flank one another with Lucas Researching weak spots and Colette employing her famed skill with illusions to Bait and Switch her adversary. One of Lucas’ men and his dog Luna seemed particularly distracted throughout the encounter by a manipulative Showgirl. Is this the new Star of the Theatre rumored to have arrived from Prague? I am sure we will find out soon enough. (Standings: JL 6 Territories, 1 Salted; ED 5 Territories, 1 Salted)

This has been the Malifaux Tattler’s Edgepoint Annex, a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux, reporting.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast of Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein, already in progress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROVV_4JU6ZI

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The Free and Independent Malifaux Gazette reports a bitter Turf War fought between the pirate Mary “Black Tongue” Bonnet and that fiery M&SU agitator Kaeris near the Badlands and Bayou’s Edge south of Edgepoint. Both belligerents employed a Catch and Release approach during the engagement that seemed a bit odd given the bloody affair. While attempting to Spread them Out, Kaeris’ usual fire sputtered a bit. Perhaps the humidity and all the Bone Piles in the area interfered with her arsonist tactics. It is unknown if there were any Hidden Martyrs among Black Tongue’s crew but First Mate Archie seemed calm and relaxed despite all the flames being waved at him by Iggy and Elijah Borgman. Luckily this battle did not result in any damage to Guild facilities, property, or personnel. (Standings: OH 5 Territories; JP 5 Territories)

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Malifaux Sentinel, the last bastion of independent journalism in the city, reporting worst fears of Art World realized.

The rowdy band of sinners the Cross Roads 7 fought a bitter Turf War against the President of the Wing Kong Trading Company, Yan Lo, in Malifaux’s Warehouse District. Rumors of a setup prevail as the Cross Roads 7 were hired to Deliver a Message to a long dead Ancestor of Yan Lo. Our sources state the delivered message was “Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your house! Dishonor on your cow!” Yan Lo did not take the slight from the Mysterious Emissary well employing The Darkest magics to Break Though and Assassinate the band. The band’s apparent new manager, Nekima, could not be reached for confirmation of the bands fate or the status of their much-anticipated concert tour. (Standings: TF 5 Territories; JA 3 Territories)

With venues supposedly booked, the cancelation of their tour could spell financial ruin as promoters and ticket agents would struggle to fill the vacancies last minute.

We here at the Malifaux Sentinel’s Arts and Leisure Bureau, the last bastion of independent journalism in the city, will keep you posted as details become available. Additionally, we would like to remind our readership that the 350-foot avant-garde art piece “Homage to Gremlin Butts” produced by interns Boudreaux and Thibodeaux is still available for purchase at our offices. This is surely to become a valuable and unique piece that comes with a signed Certificate of Authenticity from the artists. Serious inquiries only.

[Omenbringer]

We interrupt this Aethervox Broadcast of Episode 1 of Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth: The Great Discovery

To bring you this important announcement from the Malifaux Tattler’s, a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux, Edgepoint Annex.

Reports have come in that another battle has occurred near the Sunken City Archeological Site in the Eastern Bayou. Thankfully no Guild facilities, equipment, or personnel were involved or injured during the scuffle. A parishioner of the Quadruple Rock Church, who witnessed the scuffle while searching for Reverend Carson “Temperance” Jebsen’s missing giant Singing Toad “Virtuoso”, is receiving absolution due to the spiritual trauma of the event.

According to the eye witness, Mary “Black Tongue” Bonnet suffered a narrow defeat to Pandora while returning to her ship moored somewhere near the Bayou’s Edge. The shortcut through the Necropolis may not have been the best idea given the increase in Neverborn activity in the area. The witness observed Pandora’s woeful crew shifting lode stones around the site in what they guessed was an effort to Corrupt the Ley Lines believed to exist in the area.

 Astonishingly, the little girl known as Candy dispatched the odd undead creation named Archie with a single particularly biting insult that left the creature Self Loathing at the size of his Huge Fists. The oddities continued as Pandora, the queen of psychological warfare, was herself Repositioned during the ritual by a barrage of Clawed Wing attacks from one of Bonnet’s pet Night Terrors. Our source believes this to be the clutch moment that prevented the profane Neverborn ritual from being completely successful, though Bonnet was forced to board her ship and abdicate control of the boggy portage. (Standings: WM 7 Territories; OH 4 Territories)

Sadly, the famed giant Singing Toad, “Virtuoso” was not located during the parishioner’s search. Should anyone happen upon the animal, please contact the Quadruple Rock Church in Edgepoint for a nominal reward.

This concludes this report from the Malifaux Tattler’s, a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux, Edgepoint Annex. We now return you to this Aethervox broadcast of Episode 1 of Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth: The Great Discovery, already in progress.

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Malifaxux Enquirer, with all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers, reports disgraced former Guild Coroner Dr. Douglas McMourning narrowly avoided a Reckoning with Guild Justice delivered by Sheriff Cornelius Basse. A Frontiersman being treated at the Malla Malla Teaching Hospital’s Intensive Care Unit for life threatening injuries recounted the days event to Guild Officials in attendance. According to our source, Basse established an ambush near the Bayou’s Edge where Dr. McMourning is known to utilize an old Sewer for his nefarious activities. The bravery and tenacity of Sheriff Basse and his posse cannot be understated as they attempted to Search the Ruins nearby for the most advantageous position to spring their trap. Unfortunately, they were beaten to the punch by McMourning’s macabre collection of seemingly endless undead creations; who were already there, ready and waiting.

The Enquirer would like to assure its readership that rumors of Sheriff Basse’s Assassination at the hands of Dr. McMourning are entirely unfounded and patently untrue. Just this morning, I went for a leisurely ride along the city’s hinterlands with the Sheriff who, while angered by his missed apprehension of McMourning, remained stoic and appeared vigorous despite the encounter.

It is unknown how McMourning garnered such keen awareness of Basse’s operational planning but, citizens are reminded that any aid to the Resurrectionists or other subversive forces in Malifaux will be handled expeditiously, judiciously, and with the full authority granted to Guild Officials by the emergency powers decree from Governor Marlowe. The Governors leadership provides a steady bow during these trying times.

An investigation into the event by Guild Officials is underway; however, preliminary blame is being placed upon an Intrepid Emissary, a Hopeful Prospect to Basse’s crew and his Bellhop Porter. The Frontier is no place for such luxuries.

One rather fantastical tidbit from the battle, perhaps the result of delirium induced by the late Frontiersman’s substantial blood loss, was the appearance of a rare Sand Worm. Shortly before his expiration at Malla Malla Teaching Hospital, the Frontiersman mumbled something about “that damned Chihuahua. How could it eat the whole thing? The Sand Worm, it was there and then it wasn’t…but the Chihuahua remained.” Surely these are the ramblings of a fevered mind. (Standings: DD 7 Territories; KV 5 Territories, 1 Salted)

In an unrelated announcement the Guild’s Department of Animal Control and Enforcement has issued a canine advisory to all residents of Malifaux City. A new blight is suspected to be affecting the small number of stray animals living within the city’s Quarantine Zones. If you discover an infected animal report it to your local Guild Guardsman immediately.

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The Free and Independent, Malifaux Gazette reports a fierce scuffle between the famed big game hunter Lord Cooper (Anthony) and the savage beast master Marcus. Both branded Public Enemies, readers will recall that Lord Cooper was identified as a Public Enemy during a previous possible poaching incident by Sheriff Cornelius Basse, aggressively attacked each other. We are told that Lord Cooper had tracked the great albino ape Cojo to an abandoned Mine near the remnants of Contract Town 49. Now a Ghost Town which had unknowingly been claimed by Marcus as his territory. Lord Cooper hoped to Sabotage the Mines entrance and trap Cojo within. Unfortunately, the Crypsis and Vatagi Lord Cooper employed for the hunt, so focused on tracking the ape, failed to observe the signs of other predators in the area. As Marcus attempted to Leave his Mark on the hunters, Lord Cooper implored them to Let them Bleed. Lord Cooper and his men had to abandon hopes of harvesting Cojo as they were forced from the area by a pack of large predators that responded to Marcus’ commands. (Standings: SK 5 Territories; AB 3 Territories, 1 Salted)

Based on descriptions received from the expedition’s survivors, a Zoologist from Duer’s Library identified 3 other incredibly rare species unique to Malifaux that are believed to have been present along with Cojo. The first was a Malisaurus Rex that appeared to be a pet of Lord Coopers. This is highly improbable as the reptiles are known to possess limited intelligence and be abnormally aggressive. The other two reported species were a Sabertooth Cerberus and the cryptid Rougarou. The former is common in the Northern Hills surrounding Ridley, Redemption, and Promise. The Zoologist tells us that the latter has never been proven to exist and believes reported observations, which often occur in poor conditions of visibility, are nothing more than misobservations of otherwise mundane species.

The Guild’s Department of Animal Control and Enforcement remind citizens that importing, exporting, selling and possession of wild or exotic species is punishable under Rule 1501:31-19-01 of the Malifaux Administrative Code.

This has been the Free and Independent, Malifaux Gazette reporting.

[Omenbringer]

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Famous underground reporter and vocal Guild critic Polly Sagequid MD, reports a bitter Turf War was fought this weekend between rival Resurrectionists outside the “Forlorn” district of the Southern Quarantine Zone. The scuffle is thought to be for control of a rumored secret Sewer entrance from the Badlands side of the city to the Ruined Observatory. Rumored to hold a vast repository of Necromantic knowledge, the Observatory was destroyed during the event of 1902. An entrance to the unexplored, lower chambers could yield phenomenal power to the intrepid Resurrectionist who can access it. Our source reports the infamous cutthroat Mary “Black Tongue” Bonnet bested Dr. Douglas McMourning, in a close battle that really could have gone either way, securing the Sewer entrance for himself…now only if she had been able to secure the map that goes with it. There were a lot of Hidden Martyrs during the exchange with one of Black Tongue’s Cabin Girl Crooligan’s Catching and then Releasing Dr. McMourning’s adorable Chihuahua. Sadly, the poor little companion animal didn’t make it through the battle which may have been the key moment during the exchange. When asked about the incident after the scuffle, the young cabin girl Dorothea Gould claimed “It was dead when I found it.” Though sources tell us Bonnet’s crew members had red eyes it is unlikely they contracted the deadly “Red Eye” disease that is known to plague the Forlorn area due to both their distance from the zone and also their known proclivity to drink to excess both before, during, and after battles. (Standings: OH 5 Territories; DD 6 Territories)

This reporter is forced to ask the uncomfortable questions, why have the main stream media outlets remained silent about this encounter, why have Guild forces not secured the blasted Observatory, and why haven’t medical resources been dispatched to reduce “Red Eye infections in Forlorn? Is it apathy, complacency, or both? Do not all citizens of Malifaux deserve the benefits of the Guilds deep coffers and vast wealth?

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The Free and Independent Malifaux Gazette reports a nefarious raid on Guild facilities in the Southern New Construction Zone perpetrated by the Pied Piper of filth, the plague vector calling himself Hamelin. Thankfully Sheriff Basse was onsite replenishing his stores and was able to quickly respond to the threat. Though the brave Sheriff tried to Hold Up Their Forces and Deliver a Message to Hamelin that this is Guild Turf, an old injury flared up and forced him to cede the facility. Had Guild Guardsman recently dispatched for a special operation in the Forlorn area of the Quarantine Zone been available to reinforce Basse and his men the outcome may have been different. Hamelin did his best to Hold Up Basse’s Forces in the Guild Holding Facility but the willey old sheriff was able to scoot out a rear entrance thanks to the judicious application of some dynamite. We are left to ask what was the message Hamelin was attempting to deliver with this brazen raid and what is to gain other than an overwhelming martial response from Guild authorities that will see his Plague eliminated from the City? (Standings: ST 6 Territories)

In brighter news, the Guild’s new enhanced policing initiative has already begun paying huge dividends. The result of a consortium between Secretary to the Governor-General, the Right Honorable Lucius Gustavius FitzWilliam Mattheson’s Elite Division, Sergeant Dashel Barker’s Guild Guardsmen, and local Mercenary organizations operating under licenses issued by Guild officials, the program affords more boots on the ground at minimal expense to the tax paying residents of Malifaux city. Your safety is the Guild’s top priority, a safe city is a productive city.

The mercenary Viktoria sisters discovered a clandestine Arcanist’s Lab while performing a reconnaissance mission of a Necropolis near Pump Station 12 outside of Hollow Point. According to the submitted after action, the site showed signs of recent battle but no Arcanist agents or bodies. Instead, the Viktoria’s discovered a brood of Nephilim working to free several of their vile species from various pens and restrained on examination tables. A brutal Turf War erupted with the Nephilim attempting to Break Through the Viktoria’s cordon of the intelligence rich facility while the veteran mercenaries attempted to Spread Them Out. There were a lot of Hidden Martyrs that bravely sacrificed themselves for the rest of their crews. The presence of a Nephilim Hayreddin is a bit disconcerting and speaks to a greater purpose for the uncharacteristic Nephilim incursion to the Northern area. Unfortunately, the creature was whisked away to safety by a Mature Nephilim before it could be captured for study and interrogation. (Standings: MG 5 Territories; CS 4 Territories)

Guild authorities have dispatched an exploitation team from the Elite Division to harvest the site for intelligence and discover why the Arcanists are suddenly interested in Nephilim physiology. This reporter is sure that whatever the interest it is likely unscientific and entirely devoted to developing new weapons to harm Guild facilities, interests, personnel and residents.

This has been the Free and Independent Malifaux Gazette reporting.

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We interrupt the “Temperance” Jebsen Revival Power Hour. Songs of salvation to soothe a weary soul.” Aethervox broadcast to bring you this urgent message from the Malifaux Tattler, a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux.

Arsonist and well-known M&SU Troubleshooter Anasalea Kaeris has been spotted near the village of Easy Come in the Slate Ridge Mountains. The boom town, founded after discovery of a valuable Tantalum seam in the area, has seen its share of woes increase over the last few months. First, the seam with so much promise was quickly depleted. Then, due to mismanagement by M&SU supervisors who were skimming profits to line their own pockets instead of investing in safety infrastructure, a flood in the area revealed a vast pair of hidden Necropoli that promised a renewal of both wealth and productivity. And now the Neverborn scourge that is Pandora has attempted to Break the Line of their morale by infiltrating the sour little Candy into their midst for a Research Mission. With her distraction the Carver attempted to Catch and Release one of the boom towns residents. Unbeknownst to the residents of Easy Come, Kaeris had come to settle a score with the M&SU Chief of Safety, Mr. Aver Sion. Her notorious fiery temperament would see the gentlemen, along with many of his co-workers placed on their Death Beds. There would be no Catch and Release here. The hazy recollection of a survivor incredulously purports that Candy attempted to fight fire with fire quite literally. While it makes for a great yarn it is unlikely to be true. (Standings: JP 6 Territories; WM 6 Territories)

In the wake of her revenge the boom town of Easy Come sustained significant fire damage. For now, the Necropoli are firmly controlled by Kearis. For what purpose, we here at the Tattler are unsure however, rumors abound of a relic of great power. Guild Authorities have dispatched aid teams and a supply convoy to assist with the town’s recovery. After these traumatic events, perhaps the residents of Easy Come will turn away from the ineptitude of M&SU leadership and embrace the beneficence that is Guild Authority.

We now return you to the Aethervox broadcast of the “Temperance” Jebsen Revival Power Hour. Songs of salvation to soothe a weary soul.” Already in progress.

An obviously gremlin voice crackles over the aether.

“Friends, it isn’t often we get to promote one of our kin on the show. Civilized folk just don’t appreciate the sinful depravity and debauchery present in most gremlin songs; however, this is one that is a refreshing change from all that. I present to you Boudreaux and Thibodeaux’s new recording “Rubber Biscuit”. The duo claims to have received inspiration for the song after experiencing the pains of hunger coupled with the hallucinations of an alcohol addled mind. Despite the sinful origin, the song serves as a warning to those who dabble in sin that succor will remain eternally out of reach until one turn away from it and accepts the joys of civilized society.

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Malifaux Sentinel, the last bastion of independent journalism in the city reports sightings of the Cross Roads 7 around the city.

While setting up an impromptu concert outside a recently founded Guild Library in the Town of Edge Point, the Seven were accosted by M&SU agent Anasalea Kaeris. The choice of venue was an obvious attempt by both forces to rebuke that Symbol of Authority that is Guild learning and patronage. For their own part it is believed the 7 hoped to Break Through with residents of the town and Claim Jump the sales of Boudreaux and Thibodeaux’s soon to be released album after the release of its hit single “Rubber Biscuit”. After witnessing Kaeris’ agents emplacing incendiary devices around the building in preparation of Detonating the Charges, a roadie for the band tells us that the Cross Roads 7 attempted to use the power of music to halt the action. Unleashing a fusillade of suppressing fire from a gatling gun hidden under his pipe organ, Envy distracted the Fire Golem so that violinist vixen Lust could use her star power to have it kiss Kaeris. We are told Lust is now recovering from burns received during the battle at Malla Malla Teaching Hospital in Malifaux City. Envy’s aim, or perhaps it was due to the excessive expenditure of ammunition, picked off Kearis’ Eternal Flame and the famous fire dancer Carlos Vasquez. His presence at the Star Theater this season will be missed. Though Kaeris was able to wrest control of the Guild Library, Sergeant Dashel of the Guild Guard assures us that this will be rectified soon and that the facility will be open for business as expeditiously as possible. (Standings: JP 7 Territories; JA 2 Territories)

While we here at the Sentinel don’t condone the raucous music the Cross Roads 7 produce, we find their actions in defending the Guild Library admirable and encourage them to apply their talents to the propagation of soulful uplifting music. More Edward Elgar’s uplifting “The Kingdom” and less Nikolia Rimsky’s subversive “Kashchey the Deathless”.

Trouble just seems to follow the Cross Roads 7 where ever they go these days. During another impromptu concert, this time outside of a substantial Guild Holding Facility, the band ran afoul of that ancient creature calling itself Jedza. Perhaps it was the loud noise from the band Planting Explosives for its finale or maybe the poor tuning efforts of one of the bands roadies. What ever the case, a fight broke out between the road crew of the Seven and Jedza’s entourage who seemed to be at a crucial point in a Power Ritual. Each sought to Detonate the Charges set up around the stage however, the Seven failed to Assassinate the Ancient. Though the vixen of the violin, Lust, seemed to be successful at imposing her will on the Seekers, encouraging a Lamplighter to Kiss Christopher “Ink Fingers” Tannenbaum, then Mikhail XVI to Kiss Jedza, then Mikhail XVI to Kiss Ink Fingers, then an Austera to Kiss a Lamplighter, and finally Sophie to Kiss Ink Fingers, the orgy of passion did not produce a victory for the band. The Cross roads 7 were forced to vacate the impromptu venue. It is unknown why Guild Guard’s stationed at the Holding Facility did not respond.

One particularly unfortunate bit of news for fans of the band is yet another postponement of their current tour of Malifaux due to Envy’s wonderful Pipe Organ being engulfed in “Grave Goo” during the fight. Though we are told it has been sent out for a thorough cleaning it may take a while due to the complexity of the machine. (Standings: TW 5 Territories; JA 1 Territories)

Remember folks, you heard it here first. To keep up with all the ramblings from Malifaux’s art world trust the last bastion of independent journalism in the city, trust the Malifaux Sentinel.

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Vocal Guild critic Polly Sagequid MD reports discovery of a secret Guild Holding Facility located in a Necropolis near the Plagued Pit in the Warrens region of the Southern Quarantine Zone. A squabble between members of the Explorer’s Society led to the discovery. We are told by our sources that while traveling through the area supposedly Corrupting Ley Lines, if such a thing exists, Jedza and her band of Lamp Lighters stumbled into that one-time agent of the Guild’s Department of Antiquities and Relics, Lucas McCabe. Rumor has it the famed Relic Hunter and his band of professional Wastrels were conducting a Research Mission in the hopes of Baiting and Switching a rival intrepid explorer. It is unclear if Jedza was the intended target but evidence suggests the Seeker may have been conducting her own Research Mission in the area and was more than happy to Claim Jump her colleague. Our source tells us that one of Jedza’s Moor Wraiths played a crucial part in her victory by defeating an Intrepid Emissary escorting McCabe. That was despite one of Jedza’s Lamp Lighters falling for a Hucksters Sale Pitch. Perhaps Jedza should illuminate her servants about the dangers of the big city con men. (Standings: TW 6 Territories; JL 5 Territories, 1 Salted)

Our investigation into the event was inconclusive as to the veracity of a relic’s presence however, given the Wastrel’s proclivities it is just as likely a ruse designed only to pass the time for the superbly affluent and lazy.

McCabe had been observed earlier in the week scouting another Necropolis near the Bayou’s Edge where he ran afoul of the Mistress of Oblivion Tara. Both were searching for a mysterious Corrupted Idol which is claimed to have either miraculous healing powers or be a gateway to another dimension, depending on which Ancient Malifauxian Linguist one consults. While details of the Idol are scarce those of the battle are not. Tactics and brutality were on full display during the tumultuous exchange with victory narrowly achieved by the tomb raider Lucas McCabe. Devising a scheme to Spread Them Out, Tara attempted to counter by Outflanking. Sidir Alchibal proved clutch by dispatching the Midnight Stalker while attempting to Outflank the Wastrels position. The rest of the scrum was a test of wills as each worked to Break the others Lines. Particularly traumatizing for McCabe was the loss of his Rough Rider who was devoured by what was described to this reporter during a tavern interview with lots of alcohol to loosen the witness’ lips, as a “Nothing Beast.” The witness stated with fear plainly evident in his eyes “it was there but it wasn’t, it was solid but it wasn’t. I looked into what I took for its eyes and if I live to be 2001, the things hollow -- it goes on forever -- and --oh  my god! __ it's full of stars!" A very haunting account and one this reporter is not soon to forget. (Standings: JL 6 Territories, 1 Salted; LH 5 Territories)

Until next time, this has been Polly Sagequid MD reporting.

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Malifaux Enquirer, with all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers, reports brutal Turf War at Large M&SU local 120 Pipe Fitters Tavern in the Northern New Construction Industrial Zone. An eye witness to the events told this reporter that things got heated after Marcus arrived at the pub with his menagerie of wild and dangerous companions not to mention his animals. It appears Marcus had sworn a Vendetta against Mei Feng and her roughneck Foundry workers, vowing to place them in their Death Beds because of supposed territorial encroachment by the new rail line to Easy Come. Mei Feng claimed it was only a Research Mission that could easily be doctored to make the proposed route to dangerous and expensive to complete as planned. Our source tells us that the final straw, and the point where fists and fur began to fly, was when a small and highly inebriated Gremlin Survivor stoked the furnace of his Mechanized Pork Chop and yelled “We will see who is on their Death Bed.” The sometime companion of Sheriff Basse, Frontiersman Paul Crockett was on the receiving end of a Piston Kick delivered by Mei Feng. While we have no doubt she is a very skilled fighter, it was more than likely Mr. Crockett had something in his eye and was blindsided by the lucky strike. Perhaps it was the soot from the billowing exhaust pipes of the recently awakened Mechanized Pork Chop, who knows. After the Guild Guard arrived to break up the fight, Mr. Crockett was taken to the Malla Malla Teaching Hospital in Malifaux City for treatment of his injuries. As he is a frontiersman with little income a Please Help Me account has been established at the First Bank of Malifaux for those wishing to assist with his medical bills. Our witness also reported the strange fascination a Gremlin Survivor had with the albino horned gorilla Cojo. When ordered to shoot the beast, the tiny Survivor hesitated, lowering his gun before walking away. (Standings: TH 7 Territories; SK 4 Territories)

We are told that a few days later, Mei Feng attempted to enter a Warehouse belonging to the Wing Kong Exchange Trading Company in the same Industrial Zone. This was likely a Research Mission for the M&SU to execute a later Vendetta against Yan Lo and Break the Line of his substantial and growing Import/ Export business. Unbeknownst to the rail workers, the President of the Wing Kong Trading Company was present at the facility, conducting his own Research Mission and seeing how well they had Claim Jumped their competition from the M&SU Hedge Fund. The Rail Workers were stunned during the encounter when what they thought was a inanimate suit of ceremonial samurai armor sprang to life and began executing sweeping strikes with its oversized Nagamaki. Despite this, Yan Lo suffered a terrible blow to his burgeoning trading empire when Mei Feng let loose a Breath of Fire which caused a pipe in the Warehouse to burst Venting Steam all over Yan Lo and his associates. Suffering from third degree burns and with limited visibility Mei Feng’s Iron Golem is reported to have finished off the Ancestor and his Retainers. Guild officials are skeptical of this report as they have been unable to access the warehouse due to a host of legal challenges issued by the new ownership. Once the bureaucrats have completed the necessary forms and legal counsel authorizes a search warrant, we are told Sergeant Dashel himself will be investigating the site. (Standings: TH 8 Territories; TF 4 Territories)

Analyzing recent events, it would appear the M&SU are a great threat to the peace and tranquility provided by Governor General Marlowe and Guild leadership.

This has been Malifaux Enquirer, with all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers, reporting.

[Omenbringer]

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The last bastion of independent journalism in the city, the Malifaux Sentinel reports a Break in the Line of defenses in the northern sector of the Industrial Zone. Security for the sprawling complex is the responsibility of the M&SU Security Office, who Guild Investigators have reported as negligent and complacent in their duties. Investigators are keenly interested to learn exactly how M&SU security personnel missed the approach of a Malisaurus Rex moments before the attack. One worker at the site who spoke on condition of anonymity, admitted that lately security details have been filled by Rail Workers instead of trained personnel due to budget shortfalls, retention issues, and poor recruiting efforts caused by recent events around the city. Preliminary reports paint a picture of the carnage wrought during the beast’s intrusion. Rail Workers attempted to Bait and Switch the beast while their boss, Mei Feng, moved aggressively forward, making it her Mission to Research the beast’s responses. Regretfully, Mei Feng was brought down before Kang, the so-called Workers Champion, could kill the rare Malisaurus Rex by dumping a scuttle of Hot Coals from the nearby Foundries.

Rumors the beast was accompanied by the Neverborn, especially the Autumn Queen Titania and her retinue of Angel Eyes, Killjoy, Tuco and Aeslin are unsubstantiated and highly improbable. No doubt an attempt by the Rail Workers turned security personnel to reduce blame for the event by exaggerating the details. The Jokers went so far as to cover two of their deceased in Red to “prove their story.” If this were true, then where are the Neverborn bodies? Are we supposed to believe they dragged them away? As no mention of drag marks in the preliminary reports was made, where is the evidence of the Hidden Martyrs of the Neverborn? Are we to believe the attack was simply a Neverborn Research Mission of the area? These are doubtful to say the least.

However, to alleviate public fear and restore public trust, Guild Authorities have dispatched a cadre of Guild Guard and several members of the Elite Divisions to secure the area until further notice. These extra security measures coupled with extensive repairs to the facilities will likely reduce the production from these two plants for months. (Standings: TH 8 Territories, 1 Salted; BC 6 Territories, 1 Salted)

This has been the Malifaux Sentinel, the last bastion of independent journalism in the city, reporting. Stay safe and enjoy the privileges provided by Guild security.

[Omenbringer]

The clear voice for freedom in Malifaux, the Tattler reports the Guild’s new Bounty Program already paying huge dividends. It appears the incentives are so generous that many criminal elements are racing to see who can profit the most from turning in their rivals.

Two such examples occurred this weekend when the newly invested Oyabun for the Ten Thunders Crime Syndicate, Misaki Katanaka, attempted to strike at both the gunslinger Tara and the owner of the Star Theatre Colette Du Bois.

An eyewitness to the first scuffle provided the following details of a brutal Turf War fought way out in the Bogs near the recently restricted Sunken City Archeological Site. Luring Tara to the Necropolis with rumors of wealth and arcane knowledge, Misaki intended to Out Flank her small group and Assassinate the Herald of Oblivion for the Guild Bounty. We are told 2 Katanaka Snipers and a Torakage were brought to ensure the mission was successful. Luck seemed to be on Misaki’s side, with incredible damage from accurate small arms fire bathing the battlefield in Red. What these Jokers didn’t count on was Tara pushing to Breakthrough the kill zone or having backup that seemed to coalesce From the Void. Determined not to allow her target to escape, Misaki waded through the fetid water to dispatch Tara personally. We are told this was all part of Tara’s gambit to Assassinate the Oyabun and claim her Guild Bounty. During the ensuing exchange, Misaki was able to deliver a Bisento strike that our witness assures us separated Tara’s head from her body. Unfortunately for Misaki, the brash attack left her dangerously exposed and Tara’s lurking Void Hunter avenged its master’s death. Despite the apparent death of both leaders, our witness tells us it was the Ten Thunders that left the battlefield; ceding control of the site to Oblivion. (Standings: LH 6 Territories; MN 4 Territories)

If this report is true it would seem that more than just the bothersome Silurids are inhabiting the area this season. This reporter is sure that the Guild is marshalling forces as you read this in order to pacify and secure the area for continued scientific and anthropological exploitation.

Though our source assures us they saw Misaki fall during the Sunken City scuffle, a confidential informant for the Guild Guard submitted a report that suggests the Oyabun still lives and was last seen frequenting the Slums near a Large Tavern owned by famed illusionist Colette Du Bois. Details were extremely sparse however, we do know the site is rumored to have Corrupted Ley Lines nearby and that Misaki planned to execute a Vendetta against the Showgirls at the behest of rival “entertainment” establishment owner Youko Hamasaki of the Qi and Gong. This reporter is sure that the Guild Bounty on Colette for violation of section 2937.99 of the Malifaux Revised Code, Failure to Appear at Appointed Hearing, may have contributed to Miskai’s decision to strike while she was inspecting the Ugly Broad Tavern off Denison Ave. Having heard rumors of Misaki’s plan from a drunken Crime Boss attending one of her shows, Colette utilized a Bait and Switch tactic to confound the Oyabun’s efforts and attempt to collect the Guild Bounty on her. Neither belligerent seemed intent on killing or permanently maiming the other, settling instead for a Catch and Release scheme that, while tame compared to the bloodier affair near the Sunken City Archeological Site, never the less sends a clear message to both the proprietor of the Star Theatre and the Ten Thunders allies of the Qi and Gong. According to the informants report, the Ten Thunders were observed hurriedly returning to the Katanaka Trading House in the Little Kingdom district of Malifaux City. (Standings: ED 6 Territories, 1 Salted; MN 3 Territories)

While the Katanaka’s may have failed to expand their criminal enterprise, it would seem that fate was not done with her targets Tara and Colette. An old Prospector named Dante living in the inferno that is the badlands south of Malifaux City informed us that the two fought a fierce battle for control of a seemingly abandoned Warehouse in the Ghost Town once called Rimini. Though this reporter is unsure why the famed Illusionist traveled so far outside of Malifaux City, rumors about the town’s origin may have played a part. Perhaps she was looking for inspiration for an upcoming production. Rumors persist that the long delayed play, “Symbols of Authority” is nearing completion. According to Dante’s recollection, Colette was rummaging thru the warehouse when Tara struck, incredulously appearing From Nothing. Both tried to Breakthrough the others assemblage by Spreading Them Out. Prospector Dante tells us the turning point in the stalemate occurred when Tara interrupted the Coryphee’s Duet by stealing a partner away to Glimpse the Void. Though Dante’s account seems credible, if not slightly embellished, we hope that this last portion is the result of heat stroke and not factual. With the whereabouts of the magnificent clockwork Coryphee unknown, many in the art world are afraid the loss will impact the Corps de ballet during the remaining performances of the season. Where ever the Coryphee is, we wish for her safe and speedy return. (Standings: LH 7 Territories; ED5 Territories, 1 Salted)

This has been the Malifaux Tattler, a clear voice for freedom in Malifaux, reporting.

Anyone with information that leads to the safe return of the lost Coryphee will receive the gratitude of Miss Du Bois along with a private box seat in the famed Star Theatre for the remainder of the season’s performances. As additional compensation, our friends at the Malifaux Sentinel’s Arts and Leisure Bureau have also offered the 350-foot avant-garde art piece “Homage to Gremlin Butts” produced by interns Boudreaux and Thibodeaux.

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We interrupt this aethervox broadcast of the “Temperance” Jebsen Revival Power Hour. Songs of salvation to soothe a weary soul.” to bring you this message from the Malifaux Enquirer, all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers.

Violence continues to rock the Badlands south west of the city. Yan Lo, of the Wing Kong Exchange Trading Company, was ambushed by a band of Nephilim led by their supposed queen, Nekima. We are told the usually reclusive Mr. Lo was escorting a particularly valuable load of red copper ore destined for the Three Kingdoms when the Nephilim launched their attack from near the copper camp of Jerome, a growing Pioneer Town and self-described “Wickedest City in the West” (http://azjerome.com/jerome/). It is believed the assault was an attempt to show Symbols of Authority over the area. The belligerents fought fiercely to protect their interests in the area while Claim Jumping the others stake. Nekima seemed set on Spreading Them Out while we are told Yan Lo, viewing the incident as an egregious slight, opted for a more deadly scheme of Letting them Bleed. After the initial shots fired by the Nephilim oddity that is Angel Eyes, Nekima moved forward in a Frenzied Charge to provide a more direct hand in the battle while a Mature Nephilim flew to secure an advantageous position. Her two “hound” escorts, based on descriptions provided by a miner these were a Corrupted Hound and the vile Blood Hunter, were eviscerated by Yan Lo’s Retainers. Never one to shy from a fight the armored behemoth that is Izamu Heroically Intervened to block Nekima from his master. Sadly, the Nephilim’s speed proved too much for Izamu to manage and Nekima was able to disengage from him and slay a Gokudo Reliquary bearer. Following a Treacherous Path, Yan Lo was able to force a Hayreddin from gaining any advantageous position. Unfortunately, this action left Mr. Lo exposed to fire from Angel Eyes, who completed a miraculous shot that we are told almost killed him. An agent of the Wing Kong Exchange Trading Company has told us that this account is greatly exaggerated and that Mr. Lo was suffering from a mild Heat Exhaustion. According to the agent, Yan Lo is recovering at a lovely bath house in the Little Kingdom Downtown area. We wish him a speedy recovery. For the time being though, it appears any interest the Wing Kong had in Jerome has been usurped by the Nephilim. (Standings: CS 5 Territories; TF 3 Territories)

Another Turf War occurred near some Ruins in the Canyon Diablo area of the Badlands. One time Guild treasure hunter and professional Wastrel Lucas McCabe was accosted by their Nemesis, Mercenary Viktoria Chambers, during a supposed authorized archeological excavation of the site. Acting at the behest of the Guild Department of Antiquities and Relics, the Chambers sisters Detonated Charges around some of McCabe’s heavy excavation equipment. Though we are told these were small targeted explosions by our source, they did cause both crews to Spread Out during the exchange. As the bullets started flying, an Intrepid Emissary from the Explorer’s Society attempted to show forged papers authorizing the dig to the Viktorias; and for his efforts was summarily executed. Bad luck seemed to plague the Wastrels, leaving a lot of Hidden Martyrs to cover the escape of Mr. Ngaatoro and one of the famed Rough Riders. So far no evidence of McCabe’s rumored death has been provided; however, a map stolen from the Guild Department of Antiquities and Relics was found at the site. The map, drawn by Mr. Christopher “Ink Fingers” Tannenbaum, contained privileged information about planned archeological digs by teams from Duer’s Library. The maps recovery will ensure these precious sites are not exploited by filthy tomb raiders bent on selling their finds to only the privileged few via the black market, but instead explored by qualified, trained, and vetted personnel in the Guild’s employ. Thankfully the Department of Antiquities and Relics is preserving and securing our history for the betterment of our great society and for all posterity. (Standings: MG 6 Territories; JL 5 Territories, 1 Salted)

From the report submitted by the Viktorias for compensation by the Department of Antiquities and Relics, it would appear the fight with McCabe garnered the unwelcome attention of the Nephilim known to reside in the region. Stopping for the night in an ancient Necropolis, indicated on Tannenbaum’s map, the Mercenaries were set upon by a Nephilim pack led by Nekima herself. Though the attack was swift, the Viktoria’s crew were able to quickly respond to the onslaught of wings, teeth, and claws. We are told first blood went to a Ronin who slayed a Mature Nephilim in single combat. This is a huge testament to the martial skill of the Viktoria’s and their entourage. Sadly, in retaliation, Miss Deed was slain by Nekima and fed to a Young Nephilim who Relished in the Blood, growing to Mature size as a result. The blood bath would continue with each side trying to Break the Line of the others forces. Though there were a lot of Hidden Martyrs during the scuffle each side attempted to Catch and Release rather than fuel the blood rage that sustained combat often engenders. The conclusion of the Viktoria’s report indicates that despite slaying many of the Nephilim, we are told including Nekima herself, the Mercenaries were had to abandon the area to return Tannenbaum’s map to its rightful home at the Department of Antiquities and Relics. We look forward to the oddities that will likely come from the proper exploitation of these ancient sites by teams from the Duer’s Library Acquisitions and Collections Department. (Standings: CS 6 Territories; MG 5 Territories)

This has been the Malifaux Enquirer, with all the news that fit to print without the bias of other newspapers, reporting. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, the “Temperance” Jebsen Revival Power Hour. Songs of salvation to soothe a weary soul.” Already in progress.

An obvious Gremlin voices crackles over the aether.

“Salvation comes in many forms…Some find it through good works…others through toil and sufferin. Ch’ever path the Lawd lays before you…rested assured…though it is natural to doubt, givin the sly words of the Son of the Mornin…Demon I cast thee out!...The Almighty won’t give you anything you can’t handle… and the lofty rewards of the eternal realm will be yours forever.

Our next song comes to us from a lovely English trio ironically called Faithless. Titled Salva Mea, we trust you will find its deeper meaning hidden among the driving bass lines, electronic rhythms and spoken words. Without further ado here is Salva Mea…”

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The free and independent Malifaux Gazette, reports a vicious Neverborn attack deep in the Downtown district of the Little Kingdom.

An eyewitness to the event tells us that the brazen attack originated from the Badlands north of Malifaux City and utilized a hidden, underbrush choked corridor in to the city through the Quarantine Zone to reach the Little Kingdoms unobserved. The target appears to have been the President of the Wing Kong Exchange Trading Company, Mr. Yan Lo. Rumored to be a powerful Wu Jen with access to The Darkest Magics, Mr. Lo seemed to be on the back foot after his previous encounter with the Nephilim outside Jerome. Our source tells us that the two sides both attempted to Outflank the other by performing several complex Bait and Switch techniques. The result was Broken Lines amid a growing blood bath in the streets. Accurate fire from the Half Blood Angel Eyes coupled with an aggressive Malisaurus Rex proved too much for the wizened old importer to handle. Or perhaps, as our source intimates, it was the potential script that fresh Malisaurus bones can garner on the black markets in the Three Kingdoms earthside that caused Yan Lo to leave the Downtown are in favor of harvesting the beast. Credence is lent to our sources account by the Unending Fealty of the decrepit Daimyo Toshiro in slaying the creature and gathering its bones at Yan Lo’s request. (Standings: BC 7 Territories, 1 Salted; TF 2 Territories)

It would appear the Wing Kong Exchange Trading Company has suffered some rough setbacks in its bid to expand operations around Malifaux while the Neverborn are rallying.

In other news, rumors of suspected arsonist and M&SU member Kaeris spread like Wildfire through the Guild’s Confidential Gremlin Informant system; indicating the task force’s booze incentive is appealing to the vermin.

First spotted near the Carson “Temperance” Jebsen Center for the Development of the 3 R’s Guild Library in Gremlin’s Wharf, Kaeris stumbled upon an illicit transaction between disgraced Guild Coroner Dr. Douglas McMourning and an abnormally tall gremlin Taxidermist in a Ghille suit whose arms appeared to short for his frame, near one of the areas many Sewers. The facility is an attempt by Guild Officials in the Public Relations Department to “educate, civilize, and pacify” the burgeoning Gremlin population that calls it home. Our informant tells us it appeared McMourning was attempting to Assassinate Kaeris by Breaking Through both her lines and defenses with a pair of mounted escorts, one riding what appeared to be a unicorn and wielding a large Scythe and the other appeared to be a Centaur wielding a Filthy Spear. While undoubtedly the ramblings of a gremlin afflicted by Insectoxcin Poisoning, Zoologists from Duer’s Library are intrigued by the possibility of proving the existence of this ancient mythological cryptid. In response to McMourning’s bold assassination attempt, Kaeris worked to Outflank McMourning’s assemblage of Experiments by Breaking the Line. While the counter to the counter played out, we are told Kaeris was gravely injured during the exchange. Unleashing a swath of flame, she was carried off the battlefield by several Hidden Martyrs whose names elude us. Thankfully, and due in large part to the high humidity the area is known for, the Carson “Temperance” Jebsen Center for the Development of the 3 R’s Guild Library is safe and sound. Though Kaeris was forced out of the area, Guild Officials are concerned by the presence of Dr. McMourning giving his proclivity for poisons. (Standings: DD 7 Territories; JP 6 Territories)

Though this reporter would welcome confirmation that Dr. McMourning’s assassination attempt was successful, rumors of the M&SU troubleshooter’s death are most assuredly false as she was spotted some time later by another gremlin informant fortifying some Ancient Ruins near the Bayou’s Edge.

We are told by our source that the infamous Relic Hunter Lucas McCabe, no doubt lead to the site by the so-called Tannenbaum map stolen from the Guild’s Department of Antiquities and Relics, presented counterfeit Symbols of Authority over the site. Unsurprisingly, Kaeris also presented fraudulent Symbols of Authority for the site. No honor among thieves I suppose as the unscrupulous forger that created them had to know both parties had designs on the site and that there was a high probability they would eventually meet. But I digress, our little green informant reported that McCabe appeared to have a superior position engaging Kaeris from a concealing thicket while she attempted to Outflank the camouflaged Wastrels. A Breakthrough in the battle was made by an intrepid Rough Rider galloping forward with a Huckster in tow. Thanks to the Huckster spouting False Claims, McCabe was able to Detonate Charges set up by Kaeris to defend the site and chase her out of the area. We are told the explosives did not damage the Ancient Ruins and that McCabe was last observed hastily excavating the site. (Standings: JL 6, 1 Salted Territories; JP 5 Territories)

This has been the free and independent Malifaux Gazette, reporting.

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Anti-Guild Pundit Polly Sagequid MD reports Governor General Marlowe’s Symbols of Authority challenged as the Guild Holding Facility in the Necropolis near Plagued Pit in the Warrens region of the Southern Quarantine Zone stated to be closed found to be still in operation. This illegal and inhumane prison is known to house political dissidents critical of Guild polices many on trumped up charges born by false witnesses.

The discovery was made by two rival groups apparently working together to close the facility and free their comrades inside. We are told the first group was led by the woefully capricious Pandora and the other by the Ancient Jedza. Both groups worked to Outflank the other with the Neverborn attempting to Catch and Release personnel in a hostage exchange while Jedza’s folk countered with Bait and Switch tactics intended to draw them out. It was evident each group respected the others sphere of influence and seemed to agree to keep things somewhat peaceful so as not to obviate the message and attract a heavy handed Guild response. Using Ancient Words obtained from his Comprehensive Notes, Christopher “Ink Fingers” Tannenbaum was able to dispatch the Carver and Pandora after several rounds of dialogue. Austera and Twiggy were stunned by Sorrow after a Glimpse of the Insanity wrought by the Guild’s draconian laws. Rumors that the protest turned violent are nothing more than Guild propaganda intended to minimize the crimes being perpetrated within the facilities stone walls. Though we are told the young girl Candy did throw a Temper Tantrum fit to kill the Damned after thinking she had destroyed Jedza’s prized bull Sophie, things settled down after Jedza showed her the beast was un-dead. After a few rounds of peaceful protesting, one of Jedza’s Lamplighters experienced Antipathy and walked away, perhaps an Aversion to the misery inside drove their flight from the field. (Standings: TW 6, 1 Salted Territories; WM 6 Territories, 1 Salted)

It would be moments later that an overwhelming force of Guild Guardsman reinforced with Riot Breakers and directed by unidentified Elite Division Personnel arrived to dispatch the two groups and secure the site. Given the Guild response it is unlikely either group will be able to muster the resources required to utilize the area for further protests.

This is yet another example of Guild authoritarianism and oppression. When will the citizens of Malifaux City demand the closure of this facility and accountability for the criminal acts perpetrated within?

 

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This is Polly Sagequid MD asking the tough questions to rally the masses.

The last bastion of independent journalism in the city, the Malifaux Sentinel reports an unprovoked attack on a small branch of the Guild Library system in the remote town of Cynthus, south of the Northern Hills. The library was established by the Guild Public Relations Department at the behest of the University of Malifaux and the Malifaux Museum of Natural History in an effort to catalogue the rare Flora and Fauna of the region. Its position along the fast moving Frostrun River has often been a boon for the largely academic population; allowing the cultivation of crops and somewhat reliable if not slightly dangerous transportation downriver. Today, however, we are told the river afforded the dread pirate Mary “Black Tongue” Bonnet an easy ingress into the remote village.

Traveling up stream in an ancient Karve, a relic of a bygone age, the Black Tongue’s crew was set on pillaging the meagre wealth of the town and Corrupting the Ley Lines said to come to a nexus in the library’s Special Collections Repository. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how one looks at it, one time Visiting Professor of Zoology and Botany at the Malifaux University, Marcus attempted to thwart the raid with all manner of beast and wyld creature. We are unsure exactly why Marcus left his Mountain abode to visit the town but Guild Investigators are aggressively questioning the residents to root out an answer. Eyewitnesses report the two crews clashed after attempting to first Outflank one another before turning to more aggressive measures. Knowing her vessel had limited room, the Black Tongue employed a Catch and Release scheme to overcome Marcus’ plan of Letting them Bleed for a perceived territorial incursion. We are told that despite the presence of several large and rare species from Malifaux’s untamed lands, Marcus was driven back to his mountain home by a huge horde of Mary Bonnet’s crew of Mindless Zombies. (Standings: OH 6 Territories; SK 5 Territories)

Though her mottled black and green Karve may have sailed on, residents believe she still lurks nearby, awaiting the absence of Guild security personnel. Who knows if she has completed her task in the Special Collections Repository in the Guild Library: what is known is that the Guild cannot indefinitely garrison guardsman in such a remote place when Malifaux City itself is under siege from so many subversive forces, striking wantonly at the infrastructure of stability and security. A representative from the Guild’s Public Relations Division, speaking on behalf of the Guild Guard, stated that assets from the highly successful Bounty Program will be directed toward apprehending the Black Tongue along with former professor Marcus who is known to harbor both Arcanist and Neverborn sympathies.

For those under the Guild’s benevolent authority and protection, be happy you may bask in the beacon of civilization that is Governor general Marlowe’s leadership.

This has been the last bastion of independent journalism in the city, the Malifaux Sentinel reporting.