bertmac Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Yeah, because Ressers stink. They always need help. #crutch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 #crutch AKA - Rotten Belles and Nurses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 We need no help. We hire your sorry mercs to keep them in business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 We need no help. We hire your sorry mercs to keep them in business. That... or to stop them from Relic Hammering ten tonnes of crap out of your stinky corpses! I think this is more accurate. No Resser wants to see Taelor on the other side of the board 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I think this is more accurate. No Resser wants to see Taelor on the other side of the board Sure we do. It's just another Expunge and a goodbye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Mate wasn't this always teh case. Although I could be persuaded to switch teams. Depends on who pays better (See what I did there? ) Do you accept bloodied guild insigna? Freshly plucked from corpses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Do you accept bloodied guild insigna? Freshly plucked from corpses. Alas no... I don't accept Guild Insignia, Cheques or American Express. I do however accept Beer, Wenches, Soulstones and the occasional Bribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Alas no... I don't accept Guild Insignia, Cheques or American Express. I do however accept Beer He hereby promise MD a bottle of godlike Augustiner Helles, sent to the cold shores of Britain, if he upholds his contract with the Guild. #IPayBetter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 He hereby promise MD a bottle of godlike Augustiner Helles, sent to the cold shores of Britain, if he upholds his contract with the Guild. #IPayBetter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 As each team has 7 representatives are we each playing one Master exclusively or just going with whatever? I ask because my immediate thought is to rock out Hoffman then I get depressed as I can't use Lazarus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myyrä Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 As each team has 7 representatives are we each playing one Master exclusively or just going with whatever? I ask because my immediate thought is to rock out Hoffman then I get depressed as I can't use Lazarus Hoffman should totally get Lazarus because... errm... uhh... game balance! Yes, that's it, game balance! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahmaul Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Having played against jonahmauls ressers a bit i thought it was mandatory for them to take 1-2 freikorps trappers! ;-) This is a gross misrepresentation! I sometimes run a Freikorps Trapper (singular, never multiple in Ressers) but more often I run 100% Ressers. Bertmac is just bitter he hasn't managed to beat me in a tournament setting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Hoffman should totally get Lazarus because... errm... uhh... game balance! Yes, that's it, game balance! Screw game balance! I WANT MY GRENADE LAUNCHER!! *runs away crying* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 This is a gross misrepresentation! I sometimes run a Freikorps Trapper (singular, never multiple in Ressers) but more often I run 100% Ressers. Bertmac is just bitter he hasn't managed to beat me in a tournament setting Ah, just envious of your success then? That explains things. Screw game balance! I WANT MY GRENADE LAUNCHER!! *runs away crying* You can have the Grenade Launcer as a Resser.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 You are free to play any master of your choice. We just demand faction loyalty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 You are free to play any master of your choice. We just demand faction loyalty. Yeah, this. It's for fun, after all. (Well, as much fun as it can be to play filthy Ressers and still get stomped...) Also, each team has 8 representatives. I'm thinking of advertising an achievement for playing McM for either side, but without his faction upgrades... "As neutral as I can be" or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Yeah, this. It's for fun, after all. (Well, as much fun as it can be to play filthy Ressers and still get stomped...) Also, each team has 8 representatives. I'm thinking of advertising an achievement for playing McM for either side, but without his faction upgrades... "As neutral as I can be" or something. Nah no restrictions on any upgrades or masters. Or do we take Trick Shooting away from Perdita etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilH Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 As I'm playing both Jonahmaul and Bertmac this week it's good to know a Neverborn player will have a big say in the first week of said scuffle. I hope both sides lose. Can't be fairer than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Nah no restrictions on any upgrades or masters. Or do we take Trick Shooting away from Perdita etc? No restrictions, just an achievement. Well, maybe not so good an idea then. I hope both sides lose. Can't be fairer than that. Good point. What if it's a tie? We both lose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 You can have the Grenade Launcer as a Resser.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 No restrictions, just an achievement. Well, maybe not so good an idea then. Good point. What if it's a tie? We both lose? I would say so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Tie? There will be no tie! In that case you learn Vassal and we battle it out! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I would say so. You don't have to buy a Resser box, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 You don't have to buy a Resser box, though. Or a Guild box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PraetorDragoon Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Tie? There will be no tie! In that case you learn Vassal and we battle it out! Or this. DO IT! You don't have to buy a Resser box, though. Of course not, I'm a resser after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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