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Poems of Malifaux


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Ressers, ressers, why do you smell so bad?

standing downwind, it makes me sad.

But ho, here comes Lady J!

she will take the smell away.

 

Ressers, ressers, why do you shamble?

moan and groan, lurch and ramble?

Lack of will, and personal hygiene,

and quite possibly....a spleen

 

Ressers, ressers, your faults I could list.

Even more than an arcanist.

At least Neverborn have style.

And gremlins are cooler by a mile.

 

You had my me all the way but lost me at the final line. Gremlins... yuck!

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You want a friggin' love poem? I shall grant you one that shall last throughout the ages of time. 

 

Who is that voluptuous figure,

That makes my skin prickle, 

Who is that beauty, 

That makes my stomach tickle,

The undying stare of her eyes,

Cleanses my soul as if the sky cries,

The raindrops that fall on her head,

Finally allow my heart to rest. 

 

BOOM! Also that brings me to another poem.. 

 

If my girlfriend should ever about this hear,

The mark of another woman I will gladly wear,

It will be easier to live with that blame,

Than to explain,

That this was about,

A bald, dead, fat hooker, in a tabletop game.

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oh, if we are talking about ACTUALLY playing the game...zFiend would win.

 

After our last game I seriously doubt zFiend would... He got spanked pretty badly. :D

 

 

Who needs Vassal?

 

Guardians-of-the-galaxy-Funny-Dance-Off-

 

A poem battle would do, too.

 

I've still got the Dance Off Manifestation Card from last year's BETA. I'm totally busting that out when the Avatars are finalized!

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