Zombified Kiwi

I'm missing something somewhere. How can the Curator stack high enough to do massive damage? Also, how can it do the damage in one sitting? I read it as transferring per tick, but I don't think the poison damage can tick more than maybe twice in a turn?

My wife really despised the Shieldbearers when we played our tutorial games. I always popped on the damage upon death upgrade and killed her for killing me. Happy memories.

Possibly keep it restricted to main master's keyword and versatile models?

I wouldn't want to dump a 10 from my hand for a Mindless zombie so I would go with the lower TN. Very much this. It would make pooping MIndless Zombies worthwhile at a 10.

So something like an enforcer that could poop a Mindless Zombie or Canine Remains for an equivalent card? That would be pretty fun.

I don't know if it already exists in some form of action or not, but I want to see a way to explode corpse markers similar to the Diablo Necromancer.

I have no idea why I didn't think of that. It makes perfect sense.

Is anyone else wondering why she turned her rocking chair into a robot spider?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I'll have to give her a try then. I suppose this gives me a reason to stop procrastinating and paint the 2E one sitting in my shame pile.

Memory is fuzzy since I've been playing/collecting since 1E, but wasn't "On The Path" the name of a ability or trigger?

I feel like the main selling point of the model is the ability to jump in the way and then grudge the person who hit it. It doesn't make much sense to me that if almost every model in the keyword has an ability that hurts you back for hurting them the ability would turn off because the model in question took the hit for someone else. "and become the new target of the attack action" and "after resolving an action that targeted and damaged this model" just mentions being targeted. It doesn't say anything about being the initial target.

I was hoping there was a reliable way to generate scrap without putting the weaver in the line of fire, but I guess I'll just have to practice keeping her safe. While I hadn't considered Mama Z I agree that the voodoo doll a turn would be helpful. Is it really worth 15 stones for a single scrap a turn though?

I want to run Weaver with the Dreamer and I want to focus on her making puppets. However from what I'm seeing (barring using scrap from your own killed puppets or stuffing counters) there are no reliable ways to generate scrap markers. Is there something I missed or do I just need to keep Weaver near dying stuff to keep pooping out puppets?

Oh yes, please do this. I want spider banjos. As far as the guild hiring spider people, Sonia Crid can use the weird spider spell eaters so it's not impossible.

There's a obvious pun in there somewhere and I'm feeling really dumb that I'm missing it.

I have the core and all of the expansion books currently released. So far they spell out MA-L-I-F-A-U. So what do you guys think the last book will be? I feel like we have everything aside from an explorers book or a thunders book currently. Sy guess is a Ten Thunders book, but the Torakage is already in another book so I'm not sure what to expect.

Queeg really cleans up well.

That's what I thought, thank you. Looks like even a blind rat will be able to hit my character.

I'm new to the game and working on my first character. In the core book (page 79, 2nd edition) it says that def is equal to 2 plus the character's evade and "(thus the lowest the character's defense can be is 2)". In the listing for armor it says every point of armor brings the defense down by one point. If my character starts with a defense of 2 can armor bring it down to a 1 or is 2 the lowest it can go due to the wording above?

Ah bloody 'ell. I was really hoping that the models wouldn't be preassembled. I had a lot of problems with the woobly plastics from TOS.

The video made for a nice, easy to follow, introduction. Any plans for recording a session?

Because his pig is on fire I'm really hoping there is some reference to smelling the bacon.

Please no. He's already a creeper, he doesn't need to be a spider too.

I haven't seen anything mentioned.