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@sebmal @rdbaaa Morty... *long burp noise* we got... We got towns Morty. FM fuckin' towns Morty. Retro video games and *burp* shit.

@randileeharper Hey, hey, some of it is wereswan porn.

@noobde was a better movie than this will be

@JenKirkman Stress eating and shoes, AM I RIGHT LADIEEEES! #sexism #peopleactuallythinkthisandthatssad

@MrEmilyHeller insult the king

@BeccaCanote getting good ass as in getting laid or are you just spotting for squats?

@pitohui Obi-Wan looks like he about to drop some sick verses

@ArtistGeekSJW @randileeharper @IBM I would fear much of the alpha and beta test would resemble the makeup gun https://t.co/fXRpA8FAmV

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@SashaGrey Unfortunately no one has uploaded the first 5 minutes of the Keira Knightley movie Domino to YouTube or i'd link it right here

@lowtax can confirm, wen't to elementary school with a kid named Grey, people called him Gay all the time.

@jamesmielke Depends on where you found it. These were also used in store display models as well IIRC.

@stokedbro childhood obesity source discovered

@HelloKittyRicky YOU JUST GOTTA RUN IT BACK

@alisonrapp that's a really strange way to spell Saint Seiya

@SwiftOnSecurity I do, but instead of explosives it's filled with Hot Pockets, and the only thing I'm blowing up is the valves in my heart.

@TWTFSale I bought one of these for a 4th of July party. The resulting burgers are less America shaped and instead look like a Potato.

@ShadowTodd I wish more things did that: "Tea: Shut the fuck up and drink it."

@leighalexander Actually by a Christian scam artist wanna be televangelist, so close.

@Uptomyknees So like the modern equivalent of Monster Squad?

@oatmealraisinSA Hic iacet Dwayne, Rock quondam, Rock futurus

@randileeharper I like how their casting desk looks like every college roommate I ever had.

@randileeharper What!? Like some kind of girlyman queer?!?

@Shinogu @avestal Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@bobservo Just start playing the audio to Dragon's Lair at ear splitting volume and it'll be like you're back in the malls of 1983.