splatt

Chapter 5 We careened around the corner and I got Benn to pull up outside the gun shop, I saw some zombies about sixty feet away see me and start shuffling towards me I ran to the boarded u section "hey man" I shouted "the boy needs more ammo what can you give me?" I heard the window upstairs slide open then saw him poke his nose out "you bringing those fuckers to my door man get away from there" he shouted "so gimme something for the boy to shoot with then you cunt or your bird is staying in the church!" I looked round and saw the closest zombie was about thirty feet away so I jumped into the back of the beamer as I waited for the gun shop dude to get me something for T. As the first zombie lurched upto the car I drew my shotgun and killed it, this made the rest take notice and as I watched I saw 3 walk round the corner still burning from the garage, I was about to get Benn to floor it when he shouted me from the window and then threw a bundle into the back of the car, "GO" I shouted to Benn then grabbed hold of the rear seat as he booted it forwards ramming a zombie out the way as we went hurtling down the road, I unwrapped the bundle then smiled as I handed it to T, "hey look dude it's a crossbow you can get ur arrows back" I laughed T looked at me stern faced then grinned "na man your mister close combat you can pull them out the ones you kill" I laughed at him and shook my head. The church was situated to the left side of the main road opposite the local home base mega store and some clothing and furniture stores, there had been a major accident at the end of the church a good eight or ten cars had collided with a bus thrown in for added carnage, we couldn't get in the main doors of the church as the zombies were milling around the front of the door but strangely not trying to get inside, maybe there was something to this sanctuary of holy land but I had a bad feeling it was something more sinister. We drove up to the side of the church to where there was a small out building below a window just large enough for T and myself to squeeze through I helped T up before clambering up myself, "dude" I shouted to Benn we gunna be no more then an hour and coming out the front doors blasting you think you can stay outta trouble till then?" I asked he just looked at me with a glint in his eye before flooring it and heading back the way we had come from, I shook my head and hoped he didn't do anything stupid. I looked at T and then moved to the window forcing it open I had a quick peek and then motioned him to go inside first "you joking me right" he said, "no man your be quieter then when I come in I'd rather not be in the middle of coming in the window if something comes in ya know what I mean??" I said, he nodded grudgingly and climbed in through the window. After a moment I followed him through crunching over the side on the draining board of the kitchen sink, I dropped to the floor and looked at T who was looking at the amount of noise I made with a pained expression. "that's why you went first mate" I said, he just shook his head as I drew my hand gun, I felt that we might be in closer confines and the shotgun would hamper me rather then help, slowly I eased open the door and looked along the landing there were 3 more doors on the right hand side and what looked to be the stairs down at the end. There was no one in sight and appeared to be quiet, I motioned for T to come out and cover as I walked down to the first doorway. As I reached the door I tried the handle and found It was locked solid so I had a quick listen then moved onto the next door, as I listened at this I could hear a moaning coming from inside I motioned T to come down and waited for him to get there before opening the door. As the door swung inwards it opened onto a small toilet and bathroom the moaning was coming from in the bath but the door was blocking my view, I looked at T and sighed "why cant anything be easy??" I whispered, as I eased my self slowly into the room, in the bath there was a middle aged man bound and gagged and who looked to have been beaten quite badly, he looked at me with wild eyes as I entered so I slowly put my gun away and moved towards him making soothing motions I went to take the gag off him, straight away he started to babble about a demon and how they had all been tricked. I hauled him out of the bath and cut the bond around his wrist I started to ask him what he was talking about when I heard T whistle and then heard the sound of someone coming upstairs, T drew the crossbow and aimed for the top of the stairs suddenly a figure appeared at the top of them being indistinct in the gathering loom T took no chances and shot at it, there was a strangled yelp and then a voice said quite calmly "can you please stop shooting at me im not one of those creatures thank you very much!" he slowly reached across and turned on the lights at the wall. As the hallway lit up I could see that it was the priest of the church and T's arrow had gone through the material of his shirt but missed his body beneath it the man I was holding started to shudder in what I can perceive was terror at the priest in front of us, I looked at the priest questioningly "so who are you and why is this geezer scared shitless by you?" I asked, he just looked at me for several moments before replying "this man was disruptive he tried to let those creatures in downstairs and he has something dark and evil in the basement" as he finished the man next to me roared in denial "NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE THE EVIL ONE!!!" and flung himself at the priest grabbing him by the throat an carrying him to the floor. The beaten man was scrabbling at the priests throat and banging his head against the floor by the time I got to him, as I tried to pull him off he turned and back handed me across the face, at that point I decided to stop fucking about pulling my shotgun forward I raised it above him and battered the butt into the back of his head, still he continued fighting the priest so the second time I hit him his head bounced off the floor and dazed him long enough for me to hit him a third time and knock him unconscious, I quickly checked his pulse while T helped the priest up, then I bound the crazy guy again and looked over to the priest "so who the fuck are you?" "my name is father Jones" he said "I am the local priest and I would like to know who you are to be breaking into my church?" he glared at me, "im T and that's Splatt" replied T casually as he plucked his crossbow bolt from the wall and placed it back in his quiver, he smiled benignly at the priest and moved to look down the stairs, I grabbed the bloke on the floor that I had knocked out and bound and lifted his head up "so who is this fucking bloke??" I asked "and why has he had the shit kicked out of him?" the priest looked at the unconscious form next to me before raising his eyes to mine "I told you" he said "he tried to let in those creatures outside he's locked some injured people into the basement and he went crazy when we tried to stop him" he finished, "ok well lets put him some place secure and then go down stairs for a look shall we" I said and proceeded to drag the battered form to the room we had found him in before. Father Jones locked the room door then motioned for the stair case "shall we?" he asked, I waved him on "oh no dear boy after you" I said, he looked at me scornfully at my use of sarcasm but moved off and down the stairs in front of me and T, "we better keep an eye on this fucker!" I whispered to T as we followed the old priest down the steps. As we came in sight of the doors at the bottom of the steps T and myself both stopped, I pulled my gun upto my shoulder and aimed at the horde of zombies in front of the doors, T slowly backed upto the wall behind us and drew his rifle. Father Jones stopped below us in front of the doors and looked puzzled then seeing the zombies he laughed "oh don't worry about them they haven't tried to get in I sure it's the protection from god that keeps them outside," "if you see there just milling around there" he stated, slowly I moved down the stairs towards the zombies the front doors were about ten feet from the bottom of the stairs and I gestured for T to move down and to the right towards the church proper, slowly I moved closer to the door, the zombies outside apparently oblivious to me even though they could see me plainly, I walked right upto the glass and stared out at the closet zombie. Slowly as I looked the mass of zombies started to turn towards me till I was looking at about 40 of them just staring in my direction but not making a noise, I carefully looked around the outer edges of the door frame and it was here that I noticed the strange markings on the door frames, they looked to be wrote in chalk and as I moved my hands to touch one Father Jones urged me to stop, it was at that point I could see the zombies following my hand and I could almost sense there hunger, I stepped away from the door slowly and the zombies went back to milling around outside the door, as I walked into the church proper I got a good look at the size of the building and then my eyes found my ticket out of there. I walk over to a woman, she's about 5'4" with long blonde hair and green eyes she has a good figure a kind soft face and by my estimates about 6months pregnant, typical I think. "hey are you Kate?" I ask her as she turns towards me, "yes" she answers "why who are you and what do you want?" yeah smile at her and try to be polite "alright treacle, well its like this luv" I begin "your boyfriend down the road is worried about you", "he has some stuff I need and if I get ya out and down the road to him ill get it" I continued, I could see her eyes growing wider with fear as I continued "stop" she said so I paused "your talking about Mag aren't you?" she asks "fuck knows luv?" I answer "does he own the surplus store down the road?" she nods at me "yes but im not going down to him!!" she says "he's crazy he's been stalking me says my babies his but it isn't ive never don't nothing with him!". I step back and look over at T, he just shrugs back and goes to look out the window looking for his brother I guess, "look Kate I gotta say I don't think your gunna be too safe in here for long luv!" I say as I look around I can see three or four more people all sitting on the pews with bandages covering various wounds on them, "it aint the zombies outside you gotta worry about luv" I say, "its these fuckers in here ya have to think about" I point at them and ask "have they all been bitten?" she nods at me, "well how many zombie films you seen luv??" I ask her "the people bitten always turn into fucking zombies init!" I say "its alright the Father having his mojo over the doors keeping em out what's he gunna do when they turn inside??" I ask her seeing her get paler as I speak, at that point Father Jones comes across, "in my opinion young Kate will be much safer here with myself" he says, I turn round and look at him then ask "and what ya gunna do when they turn mate hit em with ya fucking holy symbol" he looks at me in disgust "you pagans are all the same I shall do the same as we did for the other poor unfortunates" he says "what other poor unfortunates you talking about man!" I ask as I tighten my grip on my shotgun and look around the room "why the others that had been badly bitten and started to act strange we locked them in the basement!". Suddenly as if by plan there comes a hammering from the side of the church on a beaten up looking old door, it looked as if it had had a tapestry or something in front to hide it from general view. I ran over to the door and tried the handle but it was locked, looking round I saw the father approaching "open the fucking door" I demanded he shook his head "help me" came a voice from behind the door "there's something down here its trying to kill us please help me!" I looked at the Father "open the fucking door or ill blow the lock off and you wont be able to lock it again!!" he stepped back "your kill us all if you let out what's down there" he said "I'll fucking kill you all if you don't open the fucking door in a minute mate" I proclaimed angrily, Suddenly the man behind the door gave a scream "oh my god!! Its coming for me its at the bottom of the stairs I can see it eyes!!" I stepped away from the door the threw my shoulder against it but it held so I hit it again but still it didn't budge, raising my shotgun I was about to shoot the lock off when the father stepped in front of me "what the fucking hell you doing you stupid old cunt!!" I shouted "I cant let you open that door son" he said and then stood in front of the lock from behind the door the man started beating on it from his side whilst begging and pleading to be let free as he hadn't done anything and praying to god. I shoved the Father out the way then looked at T "if he tries to stop me again shoot the cunt!" I said T just nodded and raised his rifle, as I turned back to the door there rose from behind it a long terrified wail followed by a ripping and tearing sound that lasted for a few moments before stopping, I looked over at the priest my eyes hot with anger. I grabbed the old priest by the throat and then head butted him, "you old cunt you let him fucking die!!" I shouted and backhanded him round the face, I brought up the butt of my shotgun and planted it squarely into his forehead making his eyes cross and him pass out and drop to the floor. As he lay there I kicked him again before rooting through his pockets to find the key to the door, as I stood up I saw the shocked expressions on the faces of the people in the church even T was looking shocked at my violence to the priest, "what you doing man?" he asked me I looked at them all then said "im going to get the other people down there out and kill whatever is down there then im gunna come back and get her" I said pointing at Kate "and get the fuck outta this shit hole!". I walked over to the door put the key in the lock and unlocked it, turning on the illuminator on the bottom of the shotgun I motioned T to open the door, I raised my gun and aimed it at the door as T eased it open, at first there was nothing there we could see the steps down and that was it, it was only as I shone the torch light around the door way that I realised the walls were black with blood not paint and we could see it slowly dripping onto the floor, of the bloke that had been behind there was no sign, well no body parts anyway. I turned and looked at the people standing with the unconscious father, "right im gunna be 10 minutes if you hear lots of gunshots and we don't come back lock the door" I said and chucked the key to Kate, "you coming T?" I asked "Fuck yeah" he said with a grin "I aint staying up here with these losers" he laughed, I could tell he was scared so I clapped him on the back and gave him a torch and some tape "strap that to your gun dude your gunna want to see what your shooting". I stood in the doorway in the strange man's blood and felt disgusted that we hadn't saved him and angry at the creature that had killed him, I had a sense of wanting vengeance and would get it, as I stepped down the first couple of steps T followed me and they closed the door it was then we heard it lock and the Fathers voice come through "have fun with the scum down there I don't suppose we will be seeing you again" and he cackled maniacally "you fools will die by the hands of my pet down there" and he laughed again I was about to shoot the lock of the door when T stopped me "man I just saw something fast run across the bottom of the stairs" I turned slowly and looked down the stairs, there were around 20 steps down to the bottom and from our torches i could see a room behind it, i wondered for a moment why a church would need such a deep basement before shaking my head and heading down the stairs as quietly as i could go. The chamber at the bottom was about twenty feet by twenty feet with stacks of boxes everywhere and two exits one to the left one to the right, I looked at T and motioned to which side the figure had gone, he looked down at me and nodded to the left side. cautiously i moved towards the left exit, torchlight scanning for any signs of movement, T followed slowly behind me i noticed he had drawn his crossbow and had taped the torch to the bottom of that, good idea i thought as i reached the right hand exit they attacked us, two men came charging out from behind a large stack of boxes and another charged at T from behind the alcove under the stairs, i wheeled quickly and fired catching the first man in the shoulder and spinning him to the floor, but i was unable to reload and re aim before the second man crashed into me smashing me into the wall and forcing the breath out of me. we rolled around on the floor my shotgun going spinning to the side as we traded punches though he was strong i was bigger and stronger and used my added weight to get on top of him and pound his face with my fist, just when I was getting the edge I was clubbed over the back of the head and as far as I was concerned the lights went out. I came round a minute or so later and opened my eyes to the barrel of my gun in my face, "oh for fuck sake" I said, "shut the fuck up man" said the bloke holding my gun "that old fucker sent you down here to kill us did he seeing as his pet aint done it yet!" he growled at me, I shook my head "Na mate it aint like that at all", "I came down here to kill the fucking thing that killed that poor cunt up by the door!" I said, they both shifted and looked at each other and I took the chance to look over at T, he was being held against the wall by a large man who had what looked like the broken haft of a crossbow bolt sticking out of his other arm. "why should we believe that mate" said the bloke aiming my gun at me "because its fucking true man and when im done killing his fucking pet im gunna go kill that old cunt upstairs as well" I growled at him, he shifted uneasily and looked over at his mate "why don't I just shoot ya now and take ya gun then" he asked "nothing" I said "but you seen his pet and I seem the mess it made of ya mate you wanna kill it??" I asked "im down here to kill it so gimme my fucking gun back and let me do it before it comes back and we all fucking die!" I said "it cant come get us its trapped in the chamber over there, there was a cell and we trapped it inside but not before it killed Chris and John. There came a howling from the left hand chamber and then a crash of a heavy body hitting something metallic hard, more bellowing and crashing followed and I looked up into there frightened eyes, "well?" I asked "you gunna go fight him he sounds hungry again?" they stepped back and gave me the space to get back up, I held my hand out for my gun and they slowly handed it over, I walked over to T "you ok dude" I asked "yeah apart from the fat bloke slamming me into the wall" he said grumpily "I knew I should have used me rifle!" he said as he unstrapped the light and retied it to his rifle "set" I asked, "yeah lets fucking get on with it" he said. I grinned at him and slapped him on the back before looking back at the three men huddled together, "if it goes bad for us in there you better get the hell outta dodge cos if we don't kill it im sure its going to be pissed" I laughed again feeling an edge of craziness coming over me. Slowly I moved through the left exit into the darkness of the room to the left through my torch light I could see the bars of the cell, they went the width of the room which was easily as big as the room we had just left, I quickly panned my torch to the right but I could see that it was clear and empty, there was detritus and crap all over the floor and I realised that the thing that had been buzzing at the back of me mind was the underlying stench coming from this room, I flicked my torchlight over the cell it was about ten feet deep and with another exit to another room in the middle of the wall though this exit looked almost like it had been dug out with bear hands or claws rather then built into the building but the cell looked empty wherever it was it wasn't here. I slowly panned my torch back to the left this time going over the floor while T kept his torchlight firmly on the tunnel leading out behind the cell. As I moved my torch I saw the remains of one either Chris or John I wasn't sure which, most of his chest and stomach had been ripped to pieces and the meat had been eaten of his arms and thighs with half his face ripped down to the bone, suddenly he shifted on the floor and the crawled to the cell bars, I stepped back in horror as it pulled itself to its feet seeing the remains of its intestines hanging out onto the floor it raised it arms at us and slowly as if in a dream I walked towards it my shotgun lowering to point at the floor. "Splatt what you doing man" asked T nervously "man keep away from it fucking hell don't get any closer man!" he shouted I stopped and looked over my shoulder at him dumbly as he pointed his rifle at the ruined mess in front of me I looked back as it lunged forwards trying to get me its groping hands just missing me "clooooser" it hissed "cooomes cloooser I'sss huuungry!" it burbled, suddenly I snapped out of it and stepped back "fuck" I gasped and raising my gun shot it straight in the face disintegrating its head and throwing its body back against the wall to fall in a crumpled heap "that's fucked up" I said and then turned as a high pitched wail of anger came form the tunnel in front of us. As I turned to aim my torch T found the tunnel quicker and in unison we both groaned in horror "oh fuck" as a creature came at a rapid shamble down the tunnel towards us, it was about the comparable size to an adult polar bear but humanoid, standing around 8ft tall it was criss crossed in scars and crude stitches with mismatched legs and arms with a small head on top of a fat body, for a second it reminded me of a woman I met in Bristol once and shuddered at the memory but was brought back to the levity of the situation as it slammed into the cell bars making them creak and groan, it grabbed hold of a bar and started to slam its body against it repeatedly in anger howling and screeching the whole time as it tried to reach us, I could see dust falling from the ceiling and knew that it was gunna break loose soon and if it didn't die soon we'd be fucked when it got out. I raised the shotgun and fired again and again till I was empty blowing holes in its body and leaving gaping wounds in it as T added his rifle shots into it, I could see we wasn't hurting it enough and as I finished reloading my shotgun I stepped closer to shoot it in the face, unfortunately I stepped too close and a long arm came through and grabbed me through the bars it picked me off the floor fully then slammed me into the bars winding me and stunning me "no" T cried and raced in using his rifle as a club to try and free me but as he reached me the creature grabbed him and threw him away to hit the wall with a sickening crack he dropped to the floor not moving, the creature slammed me again and again against the bar trying to bite me each time, I managed to bring my gun round and shoot the creature in the elbow of the arm holding me so that it dropped me to the floor roaring in anger it reached for me with its other arm and raising my gun I shot it cleanly in the face removing the top of its head, its arm dropped limply to its side and it stood there quivering the top of its head coated the ceiling, I hauled myself to my feet and stared at it for a second before remembering T on the floor as I turned away the creature exploded and the last thing I knew was pain, blood and darkness. To be continued…

anyone want me to post chapter 5? sorry have had no PC or internet access for bloody months!

i'll try and post chapter 5 tonight... sorry for my slowness been having to do shit lol.

Chapter 4 As the zombie lunged across the counter at me I dived to the side landing heavily on the floor, I heard a shout from the other side of the bar where Benn and T were waiting and then the sound of T's rifle going off and then followed by Benn's shotgun, that was the last chance I got to think about anything but fighting for my life as the zombie crawled over the bar and dropped to the floor in front of me. I desperately climbed to my feet and pulled the chainsaw round in front of me, I fired it up and gunned the blade as it coughed into motion as the zombie rose to its feet I swung the saw clumsily past it and snagged it on the bar as I wrenched it free the zombie clubbed me hard with both fists staggering me back. As I moved back I swung the saw round in front of me and deep into the zombies chest cleaving it in half. I held the saw in my right hand as I reached over to grab my shotgun from where I had laid it on the bar, shotgun in one hand chainsaw in the other I hurried to the other side of the bar where my friends were fighting more zombies. As I passed the doorway to the upstairs a woman barrelled out into me growling in hunger she went to bite my throat but stopped suddenly as the chainsaw went into her breast, I brought the shotgun round put it to her face and blew it away, I kicked her body off the chainsaw and then seeing the light switch I turned all the lights on when I turned round I wished I hadn't I saw Benn struggling using his shotgun to keep a zombie of him as he grappled with it and I saw T moving back towards the front door taking shots over his brothers shoulder. I dropped the chainsaw on the bar as I pulled the shotgun up to my shoulder and fired into the zombie that was advancing on Benn's fight with the other zombie. I could also see the there was another 3 zombies lurching towards the combat, the first zombie I fired at I hit in the side of the head and the blast was close enough and powerful enough to blow it off, as I cocked my gun again the shell jammed in the breach "Ahh shit" I cursed dropping the gun to the bar I grabbed the chainsaw and ran into the midst of the zombies. Just as I swung at the first one there was a bang and I saw its head disappear in a red mist as T this time shot straight and true but as I was mid swing I couldn't stop my swing and cleaved the zombie in two and then it happened the saw snagged on a piece of meat or bone I don't know whatever it hit it snagged the saw and stopped the blade just as two more zombies jumped on me. All three of us went down into a heap on the floor with me struggling to keep them from biting me as they clawed and battered me around my face and body, with a roar Benn threw himself into the fray smashing both the zombies off me and giving me chance to drag my saw clear from the zombie on the floor just as Benn raised his gun and shot one of the zombie just as it lunged for him the blast catching it in the chest and blowing it away, as I straightened I fired the saw again and with a roar of anger I threw myself at the next zombie. I stabbed it in the chest and shoving the blade through and out the other side I pushed it into the zombie that was coming up behind it, suddenly Benn was right next to me shooting into the next zombie and T was there rifle raised scanning for the another target but they was all dead. I stood there puffing and panting adrenaline rushing through my veins as I took in the scene around me dismembered bodies lying all around, Benn grabbed me and pulled me around to face him and then checked my arms and chest "dude did they bite you" he asked desperately as if in a dream I stood there looking at him dumbly "what" I asked "man did they fucking bite you man??", "shit guy! Your fucking covered in claret and there looks a lot like its yours" he continued checking me as T looked over in awe "man you looked like a raging barbarian when you charged them" he said, I pushed Benn of me "man im fine they didn't bite me just clawed me a bit all the blood is there's come on let's get this cunt his table!" I retrieved my shotgun and cleared the blocked breach then killed the chainsaw and grabbed a table, T covered the road as we ran back and forth across the road with five or six tables, "is that enough for you man" I asked he looked at me bemused then asked "is that all your blood" I raised my shotgun and pointed it at him "remember our bargain you cunt! Now give us what you promised" he spat on the floor then pushed three sets of armour towards us and another set of ammo for us each, "your get the rest when I get my Kate back" I nodded at him "alright don't go away now ya hear me fucker" when I walked out the shop T was standing by the back of the 4x4 his rifle pointed down towards the church "we aint walking down to the church man" I looked down the scope and nodded in agreement with him "I think we gotta get a car from the garage then we can drive down there and make a quick getaway if possible. Benn walked out tightening up his body armour "so where we getting the car from?" I started walking back towards the road our house was on "I reckon man we break into the garage and get a set of keys then drive the car to the church" Benn waited a minute then nodded in agreement ok lets go do it quick, we moved to the corner of the road where the garage was my car was still in the middle of the road smouldering though I didn't remember it setting on fire when we had left that morning, we moved slowly down the road towards the garage but found that the shutter was closed, looking about we saw that the side door to the office above the garage was open or ajar we just had to climb over a 10ft fence to get inside the compound, I looked at Benn and T "your joking right??" I said "you can't expect a fat cunt like me to climb over that" I looked about seeing that the road was clear I had an idea "you two go over the top and open the shutter I'll wait here and come in when its open" Benn nodded "yeah probably for the best chubby" he laughed as he started over the fence. When they were both over the fence I moved down towards my house a bit, the zombie we had battered was still there but it looked like someone had had a good chew on the remains of it, shuddering at the remembered horror from the morning I contemplated going quickly into my house to get some clean clothes and my steel toed boots when I heard a shout and then a shot from the side of the garage, I raced back in time to see T at the top of the stairs to the office and Benn below him half way up the steps taking a second shot at a zombie that was lurching up the stairs towards him, his second shot was good and dropped it to the floor twitching but dead a second was just coming out the back of the camping shop which I shouted to T and he dealt with it swiftly, as I was marvelling at how good we were getting at killing in a short amount of time there was a loud crash from where the industrial estate had been, I looked up to see the gates swinging open and a horde of the undead shambling out and heading my way, I noted that they looked very very hungry and decided to have a go at climbing the fence myself. Benn came running over at my shout and I past my shotgun through the bars then with a grunt I threw the chainsaw over for him to catch with a curse "fuck that's heavy man" he swore. I looked to the right and decided that might be the best route for me and made my climb, eventually I just got to the top as the first zombie got there reaching out for my trailing leg as I swung over the top, I jumped down onto the floor and retrieved my gear from Benn as the zombies started to push their arms through the bars trying to grab at us, we hastened up the stairs to the office and entered closing the door behind us. The office area was separate from the garage below us and as we looked around T gave a shout that they zombies had broken down the fence. I moved some desks out the way and checked the floor finding what I was looking for I called the other two over, we can get down to the garage from here man I lifted up a hatch in the ceiling and then swore as I saw it had been boarded up from below, "ok this is gunna get their attention so you better watch the door while I cut through ok" I said, I fired up the chainsaw and started to saw through the floor, about half way through it snagged on the wood and I almost cut my hand as it kicked "fuck sake" I cursed then went back to cutting as it was 2/3rds of the way through it snagged again and this time the chain snapped flying just past my head and embedding in the ceiling above me, I stood on the cut part of the ceiling feeling that it was still secure and we wouldn't be getting through it now the saw was fucked "fucking hell guys we're in the shit now" I said "why man what is it" Benn asked "the cunting saw is fucked man" I gestured towards it lying on the floor to the side the stamped my foot on the floor below me " and this fucking thing is still soli…." And then I fell. The next thing I knew I saw Benn and T looking through the hole in the ceiling above me I shook my head and looked around to see I was sitting in the back of a convertible BMW which was sitting on a raised platform, it was a drop of about twelve feet and I had landed on the back seat as I looked around I could see a long ladder at the side of the garage so I climbed from the car dropped to the floor and lifted the ladder into the back of the car, I pulled myself back into the car then lifted the ladder into the hole for Benn and T to get themselves down "shut the lid when you come down I don't think we want them following us" I whispered, they quickly climbed down to join me pulling the trap door closed behind them. We climbed out of the car and then I saw the device for lowering it to the floor and as I lowered it to the floor I heard a shout from the back of the car, I looked questioningly at Benn who just shrugged at me we walked to the back of the car and looked at T "what is it dude?" I asked he pointed at the boot "I heard something from the boot of the car" he said I looked to Benn who nodded and raised his gun as I got ready to pop the boot, "you ready man?" he nodded again and I pressed the button to pop the hood and jumped back as it flew open "what the fucking hell do you think you're doing" shouted the figure that suddenly emerged, Benn and myself both recognised him as the garage owner he looked wild eyed at us and when he turned to regard me his eyes grew round in horror and he backed away from me hastily, it was then that I caught my reflection and realised what a site I looked I was covered head to toe in blood there was hardly a square inch of me without any blood on, I grabbed a boiler suit off the side that looked a likely size and then went to the wash basin and proceeded to wash my hands arms and face, while I listened to Benn speaking to the garage owner. "so what was you doing in the boot of the car dude?" he asked the man looked over at me before replying "I was hiding there but the lid wasn't closed till your friend over there fell out of the roof and hit me" "so what do you know about what's going on today?" T asked him, the man looked startled "today??? It's been going on for a week so far where have you been" he asked we all looked at him shocked "a week?? You're fucking joking right?" Benn said, "I left to go jogging this morning and by the time I got to the park bad shit was going on", the Garage owner looked at him askance "look I know how long I have been locked in here and I can tell you the radio's and TV's have been out for almost as long as that" he stated "there were weird reports to start with about people being sick and ill" "then of there being riots and violence and then wild reports of the dead attacking people, after that the TV's and radio's went out". I finished washing myself and walked over to the Dave, I suddenly remembered that was his name "look mate this all sounds a bit crazy but then I seen a lot of crazy shit today!" I said "what I want from you is the keys to a car you have" he looked at me then shook his head "I only have this one the rest were collected when people tried to escape" I nodded "that's ok we'll take it" as he started to protest and raised my hand, "your welcome to come with us Dave" i said "your crazy!" he said "im not going out there with them" i looked at him then shrugged "ok gimme the keys you dont need the car but i do and im happy to take it by force if i have to" i said raisin the shotgun and taking aim at him. Dave looked stunned for a minute then pulled the keys out of his jacket pocket and threw them at me "you fuckers are gunna die out there anyway i'd be stupid to go with you!" he shouted "ok fair play" i replied and handed the keys to Benn. Quickly T and myself cleared the shelves and crap that had been stacked at the back of the garage in front of the old doors and i pried the pad lock off with a bar, i looked acros at Dave "you sure you aint coming man? we could use the extra help" i said but he was having none of it and retreated into the corner by the roller shutter, suddenly there was a series of loud bangs against the shutter and we could hear the moans coming from the otherside, i guessed they had worked out where we were, i motiioned for T to get the back doors open then went over to Dave, "look man they know your inside now" i said "the best thing for you really is to come with us" he just stood there shaking "get the fuck outta my garage" he said suddenly and grabbing a can of oil from the corner he started to pour it all over the front of the shutters. i hurriedly left him and ran out the otherside through the back doors i encountered a zombie on my way and killed it quickly then motioned T into the car and for Benn to drive it out, i then run back to the back of the garage in time to see Dave pouring oil over himself and then pushing the open button on the shutters he was laughing maniacally as he lit the oil, i watched in shock as the fire swiftly caught hold and then he caught on fire also followed by the zombies that staggered through into the garage to fall on top of Dave in there hunger catching fire as they went, i stood transfixed for a moment then ran and jumped in the back of the beamer i swear i can still hear Daves laughter as he burned and they ate his guts to this day..... to be continued.....

currently on mine are my 3 new wyrd mini's, lady hammerstrike, bishop and viktoria and a shed load of Orks for 40k :S there's an empire warrior priest too thats kinda 50/50 now.

do you want more of this posted?

i posted a couple of pics in the gallery

cheers for all the help guys i'll upload some pics to the gallery tomorrow but i'll say again my mini's are definitly average and more functional then showcase lol. thanks for the links to the dragonborn duzzdan the problem i have with reaper mini's is firstly they aint as good as wyrds but really there mail order costs are alot higher for international then any other site i have been on for mini's and i dont tend to have bulk orders for mini's to even it out.

hmm soon as i can work out how to post the damn pics i will put them up here lol.

cheers guys that actually helps alot i aint the greatest painter but i might post a mini or two that i have painted recently. i think im definitly an aerage painter of models, the type that get gamed with rather then looked at in a case kind of thing if that makes sense. i bought three cracking mini's from wyrd today so i will try these techniques on them and some of my poor IG models

can you guys give me some hints on doing human flesh please, im having real issues at the moment getting the skin to come out right, im using the paints you get from GW so any hints would be great! on a side not im playing a dragonborn in my current DnD game any idea where i could find a decent mini?

Chapter 3 T pulled the trigger his shot went straight and true and when he looked back on it was probably the luckiest shot he had ever done, as the bullet hit the side of the creature it hit something vital or important, as suddenly its tentacles went stiff and it emitted an ear piercing wail, before collapsing in onto itself, as it died the zombies within the Green area started to shudder and then twitch and then their heads exploded. Breathing a deep sigh of relief he climbed back through the window and went into his dads room, picked up the last box of bullets he quickly reloaded his rifle then stuffed the rest into his pockets, then he ran down the stairs and out into the green to where his brother and I were laying dazed and stunned on the floor. I shook my head to try and clear my thoughts and see what was going on, as I looked up I saw T running towards me "what the fuck happened man" I asked as he run up to me "last thing I remember is the fucking zombies attacking us and this big creature trying to eat the car??" I looked around seeing things for the first time clearly and took in the scene with the dead creature lying ten feet behind me and across from me Benn just sitting up and shaking himself and coming to. "I shot it in its head ad it just died" T said, " I don't know what happened to the zombies man", "it kinda screamed and then all their heads started to pop, mums gunna do her tits when she see' s her front room carpets!" he said, I sat there looking at him then started to laugh a deep belly laugh at the fact he was concerned over the fucking carpets and his mum going crazy about the mess. I stood up and hugged him, "that's twice you saved me today man!" I said he looked at me shocked that I had hugged him "well stop getting into trouble then" he moaned, I laughed again, "teenagers" I said, I went to Benn and stood him up then went and retrieved my shotgun, Benn moved over to the 4x4, it looked pretty beaten up and as if there had been acid poured all over the bonnet and windscreen, the tires were still good though and when Benn got inside and tried the key in the ignition to our surprise it fired up straight away, I looked bemused and then looking at Benn I asked the question I knew he was thinking about already "ok man what next??" he looked at me then, hefting his shotgun and reloading then re-cocking it he looked to the north east and central London, "I say we go there and see what's going on" he said meaningfully. "Alright" I said "but we are gunna need some supplies man", "do you know where we can get some more ammo cos I fucking don't?" I said "not unless we come across a one of those armed response coppers and there already dead" he put the shotgun to the side then said "I know somewhere we can get some shit, there's that army surplus store just round the corner from our gaff he's always got something going on we'll go there" he motioned me and T to get in the back of the 4x4 and to hold on. Benn gunned the engine and aimed for a part of the crater with a decent run up and accelerated out onto the tarmac of the road, then he turned left and headed down the road, we passed a few zombies in the streets they raised their arms and moaned at us hungrily as we drove past, it was tempting to have a swing at them but I knew we needed the ammunition if we was going to be driving into central London who knew what it was like in a heavily populated part! With these thoughts in me head I settled back against the side and watched as we drove past the level crossing , this time there was no careening train and I pointed out to the dog we had killed to Benn, then I remembered the petrol station "dude the station went bang man!" I warned "we might not be able to get past it?". He looked back at me then said "don't worry man I'll speed through the flames if there still raging" . As we turned onto the main road we could see the petrol station was still burning but that there was just enough room to get past it and true to his word Benn floored it and went past at a rapid rate of knots, as we went past the station and under the bridge a figure lurched out into the road in front of us, I shouted a warning to Benn but before he could slow or make an avoiding manoeuvre we had already hit the zombie hard enough to decapitate it, I watched almost in slow motion as its head flew through the air and landed in the back of the 4x4 with us right between T's legs, T hadn't been paying any attention as usual and to suddenly find a decapitated head between his legs and trying bite his bollocks kind of unnerved him, he screamed and jumped through the back of the 4x4's window into the cab with his brother, kicking the head which rolled around to where my foot was and proceeded to try and chew through my boot. Startled I moved my foot out of its way then picked the head up by its hair, its dead eyes looked at me hungrily and its jaw snapped at me trying to bite me, as we passed a lamppost I threw the head and watched in satisfaction as it exploded gorily across it, I sat back and laughed to myself as we approached the army surplus store. We pulled to a halt in front of the store and saw to our dismay that it was all shuttered up and it looked well secured, I jumped out and told T to keep and eye out as I looked around, I could see the remains of the sex shop owner just down the road from us about a hundred yards away or so and further down by the church there looked to have been a large car accident, there looked like a bus had hit something followed by around five or six cars, I could see what looked to be around fifty to a hundred zombies milling around down there but other than that our area looked clear, Benn revved the engine impatiently at me "fucking hell man alright I was just looking to see what the score was dude! Keep ya fucking knickers on" I said "yea well come on man I don't want one of those fuckers to see us and bring all the rest down here either" he retorted, shaking my head I put me shotgun down against the side of the shop and tried to pry it open, "use your gun" shouted T "don't talk like a cunt man" , "if I shoot the fucking lock off all those cunts down the road will hear it!" I said, he just went back to watching down the road and grumbling. As I bent to the task again there was a noise from the café next door, trusting to T to be watching my back I continued to try forcing the door open when suddenly he gave a cry as I was punched in the back by the newly zombified head chef he looked like he had his head stuffed in the deep fat fryer as he was hideously burned, as I grappled with it for my life T raised his gun and shot it, unfortunately his aim was off and he caught me a glancing blow to the shoulder spinning me to the floor but free of the zombie, the zombie looked confused for a second as to where its lunch had gone when I scrabbled back to where I had put my gun, it went to lunge at me again when it stopped and turned towards the 4x4 just as it rammed into it and pushed it through the front of the shop, I yelled and dived out the way just missing a pane of glass that would have made a mess had it hit me. "Fuck me man it's bad enough the fucking zombies trying to eat me and ya fucking brother cunting shooting me!!! Now I got you trying to kill me with the motor!!" I raged at Benn as I retrieved my gun, "Shops open now" he shrugged bemusedly at me and motioned for me to go inside. I shook my head in disbelief then walked to the back of the 4x4 and looked for the first aid box, I pulled my shirt off and saw that the bullet had only grazed my shoulder, so I quickly wiped it with a disinfectant cloth and put a bandage on it taping it down then pulling my shirt back on. "Im sorry man" T said looking shaken at how close he had come to killing me, "don't worry about it man" I said "now I only owe you for one" I laughed and hefted my gun before cautiously walking to the front of the shop. Benn's technique at smash and grab think should be commended for when he backed the 4x4 up the doorway had been ripped open, as I passed I saw that the front of the radiator was also fucked so we would be needing new wheels, cocking my shotgun I stepped over the threshold into the shop stepping over the ruined corpse of the zombie, as I got inside I stopped and looked first to the right then as I went to look left I felt something cold and metallic placed against the base of my skull, "now I don't know who the fuck you are or what ur doing in my shop? but what I do know is you fucked up my window display and not to mention opening me up for all those dead fuckers to come at their pleasure!" said a deep drawling voice in my ear, "erm ello mate" I said, then I swallowed as my mouth had gone suddenly very dry, "I erm well that is to say me and my friends thought you was one of them and would come and borrow some of your stock for protection like" I paused to slowly shift position so I could look at the man who could quite probably kill me. He stepped back from me keeping the revolver he was holding straight at my face, I got to get a good look at the barrel of that gun over the next few minutes, "my mate has to get to east London man" I started " his wife's there ya know he's worried but we need to go tooled up, you obviously seen what out there fella" I continued, he just glared at me "and what the fuck does that have to do with my shop" he growled "I had it sweet in here I got enough guns, ammunition and food and water to last for 6months " he said then he glared at me before saying "but you gone and fucked it now man! I'm gunna have to leave and go someplace else now and I aint got no wheels!" he finished looked at me then glanced meaningfully at the 4x4 sitting out front. Thinking fast I said "alright how's about you trade with me and my friends" he looked at me in consideration "what you gunna trade" he asked, I took a deep breath then began "you can take the 4x4 but you have to give us some guns ammunition and if you have it armour" I paused then continued "I think that's fair we'll have to go find another car and I can't see us not having to fight for it, you're getting a good deal we're help load the 4x4 for you as well man", "your shitting me right?" he asked "why don't I just kill you now and then kill your friends and take the fucking truck?" I swallowed as I looked at him I could feel sweat beading on my brow as I looked at him "I'll tell you what, I need you to go down to the church and get my woman for me, she's called Kate, small, blonde, pregnant lady, you get her for me I'll give you what you want" he smile "but first you gotta do me another favour, I'm feeling kinda exposed here go to the pub for me and get me some tables so that I can barricade the front of my shop" he grinned more at that then continued " I'll give you each enough stuff to get to the church and then bring my Kate back to me here, I told her that father Jones was a fucking loon!" he lowered the gun "we got a deal" I nodded to him "I'll go tell my friends the good news" I said as I stepped slowly out the door. I backed my way up to the 4x4 then looking over my shoulder said to Benn and T "ok get ur shit we're letting him take the 4x4 he's gunna give us what we need" I said, "hold the fuck on a minute Splatt" Benn started angrily "we need the fucking car man!" I raised my hand top stop him mid tirade then moved to his side and pitched my voice so only he could hear "look mate the radiators fucked, we can get another motor easily enough I'm sure around at the garage he'll have some keys for something he always fucking has cars parked up" I paused then continued "we just… we just have to do him a couple of things I" I said, Benn glared at me "like what??" he asked, I looked about quickly judging the time of day "look man it's like 5pm now its gunna be dark soon can we just get on with it so we can be on our way??" I asked "what the fuck does he want us to do for him Splatt??" he asked again I could see he was getting angry "alright man" I said "first we're going into the pub to get some tables so he can barricade his door…" "and then" he asked "then we have to go rescue his bird from the church" I mumbled, Benn's eyes went wide at this "your fucking joking right" he asked stunned "na man" I said " it's the only way we can get enough shit to get us on our way man we gotta do it" I added quickly. Benn shook his head angrily "I knew I should have gone myself" he said as he killed the engine and climbed out of the 4x4. When we went into the store I picked up a box of ammo and a torch that would fit on my shotgun pretty well, whilst Benn and T both took pistols and ammo for the main weapon, "what about some armour" I asked him "when you come back from the pub with my tables" he glared "alright come on let's do this quickly" I said to the others, as I passed the back of the 4x4 I grabbed the chainsaw I saw Benn look at me questioningly "well ya never know man" I said. We crossed the road to the front of the pub staying as clear from the car crashed into the front as we could while looking into the pub itself which looked to be in darkness from outside, I checked my gun was loaded and looked at Benn and T, when they both nodded, I pushed on the door and it swung open easily, I looked into the gloom then paused as I switched on my gun lamp then I moved into the bar, the area was around 40ft across and the bar was about 25ft from the door, to the right was an area about 30ft wide and 50ft deep with a side room coming off that, behind the bar there was another bar which you could get to from the right, as the other two moved into the bar guns raised I moved to the bar flicking the light over the counter at first glance there wasn't too much a miss in the bar then as I swung my lamp passed the counter to shine over the door to the upstairs I saw a bloody handprint, while the door looked closed and secured I quickly looked back at Benn and T and made sure they took notice that we might not be alone in here, they both nodded at me and I saw them grip their guns a little bit tighter, I moved around the bar heading right every sense straining to hear some sound or some glimpse of movement, I looked back at Benn then motioned that I would go behind the bar and into the other bar from that side while they covered the larger room. I slowly and cautiously lifted the counter and moved behind the bar I stopped suddenly when I heard a noise from the other side, I listened to the noise and had a horrible sensation that it was something chewing on flesh I moved to the corner of the bar and then tightening my grip on my gun I spun round the corner, as I panned the gun around I couldn't see anything so puzzled I looked down towards the floor and that was when I saw the legs sticking out going under the counter into the bar on the other side, I gritted my teeth and moved slowly towards the set of legs dreading what I would see, as I got to them I steeled myself and peered under the counter, as I looked under and followed the legs up I saw the legs ended at the waist the whole top half of the torso was gone the chewing noise came from the small terrier dog that was eating its former master, I shuddered and stood placing my gun on the counter I turned round and grabbed a bottle of vodka of the shelf undoing the top I took a good chug of it before placing the bottle back on the counter, as I felt the warmth flood me and wiped my face I saw a flicker of movement in the mirror behind me and turned just as the zombie lunged across the bar towards me!! To be continued….

yeah was a good laugh at the time, went on a lot onger then the 8 chapters i have written too, but there were issues on the forum i posted it before so i stopped doing it.

Chapter 2 The green where Benn's folks live is about 200ft long and around 150ft wide with houses surrounding the big grassy middle, as we pulled up in the 4x4 we saw that most of the green was gone, it was replaced by a large crater, we looked in open mouthed shock at the scene before us most of the houses on the left side of the green were damaged or destroyed but as we looked over we could see that there mums place was still largely intacted, "fucking hell man" I said "I hope your folks aint in that lot" as I pointed to a group of around 20 zombies milling around on the top left hand side of the crater, "we'll soon find out man" he said as we climbed out, I gave him a shot gun and kept one for myself as I jumped down, "what about me" T asked I looked in the back and gave him my club and the extra shells for the shotties, "when we get to your house man you get the rifle till the just stay behind us" I said, and set of following Benn. As we moved past the third garden a zombie lurched out at us, Benn spun on the spot raised his shotgun and fired, the shot hit the zombie in the right shoulder blowing its arm off and spinning it round where it swayed on the spot then moved towards him again "what the fuck" he said in amazement!, I raised my gun took careful aim and missed "AHH FUCK!" I cursed "why cant it be like in the fucking video games" "because it aint a game stupid" said T as he darted past me and clouted the Zombie on the back of its head and dropping it to the floor, he raised his club and burst its head , Benn and I looked in amazement at his lil bro's new line of brutality and he just looked at us and shrugged then said "what stop staring there already fucking dead anyway", nodding in agreement we headed for his house as we got to the front yard and I looked over towards the group of zombies that had been milling around outside one of the destroyed houses and saw that some of them had started to head our way, "erm guys I think we should get a move on if we're going inside" I said. T ran to the porch door and tried the handle but found it was locked, "my mum and dad must be out" he said "else the door wouldn't be locked" he rooted around in his pocket for the keys as I headed back to the front wall I could see the zombies stumbling and falling into the crater as they headed towards us, seeing as the sides of the crater were at least 10ft deep I figured they would give us some time to get ourselves sorted, I turned as a zombie came out of the neighbours house and staggered towards me, I raised the gun and this time was on target as it took the shot full in the chest and dropped to the floor twitching in a spreading puddle of gore, I looked back at the door as I saw T open the front door and run up the stairs and Benn head to the right and the kitchen, I followed him inside and heard the crack as he opened a bottle of beer, "now that sounds like a fucking great idea man" I said I a moved inside. Benn passed me a bottle and slid open the patio doors "go check the shed dude my dad had all kinds of shit in there" he said, "good idea man" I said as I ran to the bottom of the garden and cracked open the padlock I opened the door and looked around, there was the usual spades shovels and forks you get and I picked and a well made spade and hefted it to see the weight of it I noticed something under the bench covered by an oily rag, as I pulled the rag clear I had an immense sense of well being as I looked down on a chainsaw "there is a fucking god" I muttered as I hefted it and shook it to find it had a full tank as well, I looked up as there was a loud crack as of a rifle being fired from the front of the house and I ran towards the house with a growing sense of dread I remembered to my horror that I had left the front door open "FUCK!!!" I shouted in anger at my stupidity. I pushed through the curtains into the living room to find a two zombies in the front room and one heading into the kitchen where Benn was, he panicked and threw a bottle of beer at the zombie whooping with excitement as it caught it square in the face and staggering it back, he reached for two more bottles and threw them both hitting with one and smashing the second of the wall next to it, "for fuck sake man" I shouted as I raised my shotgun at the other two "fucking shoot the cunt! don't waste the fucking beer!!" I shot the first zombie in its face its head disappearing in a mist of gore and exploding bone, then I stepped back and started the chainsaw pulling it round in front of me in time to cleave the approaching zombies arms of, Benn raised his gun and clubbed the stock into the zombies face before sticking the barrel in its face and blowing it off, I quickly finished of my armless opponent with a cleave through the chest when I heard T shout from upstairs "erm guys!!! Theres more of them coming in the front door now I cant keep them away" Benn shouted for his brother to go back into his room and out onto the porch roof from his front window and we would go around the back and out the side gate, there was a shout from upstairs and a loud retort of a high powered rifle going of followed by the sound of body bouncing down the stairs followed by the slamming of the upstairs door, Benn and I looked at each other grabbed our guns and the ammo box and ran out the back, this time I shut the door as a zombie ambled into the living room followed by a second. As we got to the side door my phone started to ring, "what the hell" I said looking down I saw it was T "what's up dude?" I asked "well other then the fucking army of undead round the front of the house theres something growing out the middle of the green man" he panted "alright" I said "we'll take a look" as I went to hang up I heard the splintering of his bedroom door and the rifle went off again, I ran to the side gate worked the bolt and opened the gate, Benn followed with his gun ready, as we looked out in front of us we could see the crater and a strange looking creature some twenty to thirty foot high with lots of tentacles flailing around it, we could see about 5 or 6 more zombies trying to get into the front of the house and another couple trying to climb over the edge of the crater , we were hit by a moment indecision do we go back and save T from the zombies or go and get the 4x4 and trust him to survive till we got it back over here, as we stood of to the side T solved our dilemma for us by climbing out of his window onto the porch and then closing the window again, he looked down at us and said "a little help would be great", the zombies at crowding round the door started to try and claw there way onto the porch roof as T shot them off with the air rifle wisely saving his rifle shells for more immediate problems of the zombies trying to get to him from his bedroom window, I fired once into the backs of the zombies before following Benn who was making his way towards the 4x4. As we started moving towards the 4x4 the creature in the middle sent out a tentacle which it wrapped around the 4x4's front axle and then dragged it towards the crater, seeing this I slid down the side of the crater and headed for the tentacle, just as I got in range too shoot it the 4x4 slowly toppled over the edge into the crater, just as I reached the tentacle I got struck in the back and thrown to the floor winded I land on my front I see Benn stop and turn and move as if to help me "get the truck man! Ill be fine!" I shout as I feel myself pulled towards the creature in the middle, I roll onto my back aim my gun and blow the tentacle off my leg almost hitting myself while I was at it, cursing I get onto me feet and then have to dive to the side as another tentacle whips towards me, this one I noticed seemed to be glistening with something Im pretty sure I wouldn't want to touch me, I hear a shot gun blast and look as Benn severs the tendon and then jumps into the 4x4 firing it into life, as I look I see 3 more tentacles fly out and strike the rear of the car as Benn attempts to drive towards me. On the porch T is having no easy time though there are not 4 dead zombies lying at the bottom of the porch which are testament to his accuracy, he has a look up for a second and see's me running after his bro and the 4x4 with the tentacles whipping out, in a moments inspiration he raises the rifle and takes a shot at the creature, his shot makes a satisfyingly large hole and the tentacles flail around and in a frenzy, as he reloads and prepares a second shot a zombie clambers out onto the porch with him luckily the roof is sloped and the zombie looses its balance for a second so he picks up the air rifle and batters the butt of it into the zombies head making it lose its balance completely and fall into the zombies scrabbling at the porch in front of him, "ha have that you smelly dead fuckers" he laughs as a second zombie climbs out onto the porch "oh fuck!" he says, but again the zombie loses its balance and follows the first over the edge, "come on guys its getting a little bit dodgy here now" he says and looks over as the creature throws another tentacle at the 4x4. I run upto the side of the 4x4 and throw myself into the back just as the fourth tentacle hit it and starts to drag the 4x4 towards the creature, standing I aim at where the tentacles are all grouped together and fire into them, blowing away three of the, suddenly with the release of pressure the 4x4 finds purchase and manages to snap the last tentacle throwing me to my arse as it speeds away towards the still struggling T, Benn manages to run over 3 zombies that had been milling around in the crater before we get hit by 2 tentacles at the same time lurching us to a stop and throwing me out of the back of the 4x4, I land heavily on my side and im sure I feel something pop as I lay there dazed, Benn suddenly finds himself introuble he's getting dragged back towards the creature again and he has a zombie tryin to climb in the passengers seat towards him "get the fuck outta my car man" he growls as he raises the shotgun and at point blank range he redecorates the the inside of the 4x4 zombie brain colour, I aim my gun and shoot at the creature blowing three or four big gaping holes in its side as the zombies get whipped into a frenzy by its wails. T having found himself in a zombie free zone looks back through the scope on the rifle and see's his brothers predicament he raises takes aim and fires into one of the tentacles as it drags the 4x4 back towards its self, as the first tentacle is shot off the truck 4 more hit it and start pulling it faster towards the creature so T changes tactics and shoots the creature again hitting a harder part of it for it seems to take less damage from the second shot, as I get myself to my feet I look around for my chainsaw when I get hit in the back by a tentacle I suddenly feel faint and light headed while feeling like I wanna puke my guts out at the same time and my world goes black as I pass out , T looks on in horror as he see's me collapse and the tentacle wrap itself around my waist and start to draw me towards its suddenly gaping maw, Benn climbs into the back of the 4x4 and grabs the chainsaw I had dropped , firing it up he hacks into two of the tentacles severing them when the creature fires out 4 more 3 hit the 4x4 one hits Benn in his chest and as with me he suddenly falls into unconsciousness, "NOOOO!!" shouts T as he raises the rifle and shoots in one motion hitting the creature again in the and the again in quick succession but he can only look on in horror as the creature raises the 4x4 up into the air and lowers it slowly into its gaping mouth. With the 4x4 half In its mouth it drags Benn and me closer t finds the car to be unpalatable and spits it out of its mouth for it to land some twenty odd feet away., slowly the creature drags our unconscious bodies towards it then lifts us into the air, on the porch T raises his rifle takes a deep breath and shoots, severing the tentacle his brother falls hard to the floor and doesn't move, T quickly reloads and aims for my tentacle again his shot is true and I drop fifteen feet to the ground and land in a heap next to Benn, running out of options T looks at how man bullets he has left and to his shock he finds he only has one more shot he looks back up to see the creature has got his brother and me back in its grasp and is slowly raisin us again to its waiting mouth, T loads the last bullet and aims his gun…. To be continued….

well if you want episode two let me know i aint doing anything tomorrow so i can post it then