wetdigestive Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 o.k., here's something to ponder; Supposing Malifaux became a huge motion picture ( or a small artsy-fartsy independent film if you so chose ), who would be the best choices for portraying the various characters? and why? also, the sky is the limit with the budget, so don't leave a choice out stating that they would never be affordable. Dead celebs are also eligable, so dig them up if you need to....Mortimer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousBeans Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 (edited) Bill Nighy as Nicodem, Sam Rockwell as McMourning, Dustin Hoffman as Ramos, younger Jennifer Connolly as Rasputina (before she got a bit weird looking), Bianca Beauchamp as Lady Justice (not an actress but still), Robert Downey Jr as Seamus. That would be awsome. Edited November 28, 2009 by DangerousBeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waghorn41 Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 Angelina Jolie as Perdita Yui Ichikawa as Misaki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uman Posted November 28, 2009 Report Share Posted November 28, 2009 I reckon Beauchamp more for Lilith and Jolie for Justice... What about Salma Hayek for Perdita? U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetdigestive Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 beauchamp fills out lady j's suit better...i'll go for that. how about denis leary for McMourning ( or willem dafoe, but he's done to death in roles like that )? i was dragged kicking and screaming to new moon by my wife, and the one thing that did make me sit up and take notice was that christopher heyerdahl ( marcus...the volturi who does f#@! all ) sure did look like nicodem! kid rock as sommerteeth jones...but that would be typecasting :-P michael richards as papa loco...but who wants to employ the bum after that tyrade? can't think of any others atm...but i'll come up with something while i'm daydreaming at work i'm sure! - WD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagelong Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 How does Sean Connery as Leveticus sound to everyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Caroland Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Pictures folks .. pictures (none of the naked stuff - kiddos still shoot through the forum). I'm a visual type. Besides, I ended up with a virus when I went and looked up who this Beauchamp lady was (granted, it was worth it .. but still, had to rework the computer). :saint: Edited November 29, 2009 by Nathan Caroland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Angelina Jolie as Perdita Ugh no, Salma Hayek is a better choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousBeans Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Salma for Pertita, definitely. What about Bobcat Goldthwait as Sebastian? Jack Black as a Malifuax Cherub? Keanu Reeves as a mindless zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewartoad Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Jim Carrey as Som'er Teeth Jones! Megan Fox as Rasputina Dustin Hoffman as Ramos Samuel L. Jackson as Marcus Salma Hayek as Perdita Antonio Banderas as Francisco John Leguizamo as Papa Loco Benicio Del Toro as Santiago Kate Beckinsale as Lady Justice Carl Urban as Bishop Maggie Q as Misaki Sean Connery as Leveticus Kate Mara as Rusty Alyce Sienna Miller as Taelor Just off the the top of my head as of now. The rest will come to me later. Sorry didn't have time to add pictures to the words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGman3977 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Christopher Walken has got to be in there somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjostrand Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Malifaux - The Movie Directors: Tim Burton and Guillermo del Toro Lady Justice (Christina Hendricks) Perdita (Salma Hayek) Sonia Criid (Carrie Anne Moss) Marcus (Jimmy Jean-Louis) Ramos (John Malkovich) Rasputina (Zooey Deschanel) McMourning (Denis Leary) Nicodem (Alan Rickman) Seamus (Johnny Depp) Lilith (Summer Glau) Pandora (Ellen Page) Zoraida (Helena Bonham Carter) Levicus (Christopher Walken) Viktoria (Sarah Michelle Gellar (and the Buffbot as the twin)) Somer Teeth (Andy Serkis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjostrand Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) And the supporting cast: Fransisco (Sergi Lopez) [edited] Nino (Jared Leto) [edited] Santiago (Javier Bardem) Papa Loco (Jean Reno) Samael Hopkins (Nathan Fillion) Judge (John Barrowman) Joss (Dominic Purcell) Myranda (Malin Åkerman) Sybelle (Mo Collins) Sebastian (Steve Buscemi) Mortimer (Wade Williams) Bad Juju & Killjoy (Ron Perlman) Hamlin (Mackenzie Crook) Hans (William H Macy) Johan (Adam Baldwin) Bishop (Alexander Skarsgård) Misaki (Chiaki Kuriyama) Rusty Alyce (Eliza Dushku) Taelor (Alyssa Milano) Edited December 1, 2009 by sjostrand I mixed up the age of the Ortegas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Damn, Salma Hayek is hot. I've always had a thing for her. +1 for Salma as Perdita. Summer Glau for Rusty Alyce would be awesome. She's youthful and batshit crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Those are great! lol!!! Love Walken for Levecticus... So perfect. I can just hear him mumbling all sorts of crap as we hobbles across the board. I'd have to give Joss to Vin Diesel though. When did Alyssa Milano get so hot? I need to get out more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Hoarcat Snuggler Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) Here's my picks! LADY JUSTICE Laura Prepon: PERDITA ORTEGA Megan Fox: SONNIA CRIID Rhona Mitra: DOUGLAS MCMOURNING Hugh Laurie: NICODEM, THE UNDERTAKER Bill Nighy: SEAMUS, THE MAD HATTER NPH FTW!!! MARCUS Gary Dourdan: RAMOS John Malkovich: RASPUTINA Mila Kunis: LILITH Malin Ackerman: PANDORA Summer Glau: ZORAIDA THE HAG Kirstie Alley (though she might have to gain back some weight!): LEVETICUS, STEAMPUNK NECROMANCER Patrick Stewart: VIKTORIA(S) Jessica Alba(s): ... and because she needs to be given a role, no matter HOW small... TAELOR Christina Hendricks: Just my $0.02! ~J~ Edited December 1, 2009 by Dire Hoarcat Snuggler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uman Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Can't believe I forgot Christina Hendricks! Nice work on casting, people U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjostrand Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Can't believe I forgot Christina Hendricks! Nice work on casting, people U Bad uman!!! Never ever forget Christina Hendricks! NEVER I say! :slap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetdigestive Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 that pic of megan fox you have as a choice for perdita is awesome! I was all over salma for the role until i saw that one. salma is getting on a little bit to be playing a role like this one. if it was salma back in the day when she did desperado,for sure it would have to be her. i still think denis leary as mcmourning ( the photo in the other post even looks like mcmourning ) ron perlman as bad juju & killjoy... LMFAO! put me down for malin ackerman as lilith too...that picture looks like she's almost in costume! Zooey Deschanel over Mila Kunis for rasputina because she has colder eyes; a realy icy stare which is perfect. william H. for sure as hans. you're right, christopher walken has to be in this movie somewhere, and you nailed it with him as leveticus! how bout rosie o'donell as madame sybell? I mentioned another choice for nicodem, but the more pics i see of bill nighy, the more it makes sense. you know...johnny depp's picture as willy wonka almost makes a great choice for rasputina; rasputina just looks like a female willy wonka i think? and...last but not least...as the convict gunslinger... Mickey Rourke! keep em' rolling, this is fun!! p.s. i also got a virus after looking up bianca beauchamp...but she still gets my vote until someone else can fill out lady j's outfit like that! - Wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousBeans Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I don't understand where y'all are getting virus's from. I use Biance as a pinup model quite a lot and never contracted a virus! Dirty men. Please leave Zooey Deschanel out of this, she's just awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dire Hoarcat Snuggler Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 @DB: Yeah, Zooey is not meant to play ANYTHING in the Malifaux universe. Ever. I stand by my choice, albeit an odd one, of Mila Kunis (she can play serious, and actually HAS a Russian/Ukranian accent). ~J~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewartoad Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Lots and lots of great actors/actresses to pick from!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightgaunt98c Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I don't have a picture, but I was kinda thinking of Michelle Rodriguez as Perdita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilus Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I don't have a picture, but I was kinda thinking of Michelle Rodriguez as Perdita. She could work too, but personally I think Hayeks a better actress. I find Rodriquez to be irritating in any movie or show I see her in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Willem Dafoa as Seamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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