AoM Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 It's time to decide where your allegiances lie. Are you going to stand with the Guild as we fight to protect the citizens of Malifaux, uphold the laws of the land, and maintain order, or are you going to cause trouble? If you're thinking about the latter, I'll give you this warning, and I'm only going to say it once. The Guild always gets the job done, and the law will be enforced. Working for the Guild has many advantages. When you come to work for the Guild of the Ram, you will have a steady income that will easily allow you to maintain a nice residence, enjoy fine dining, and afford those lavish vacations to far off destinations. You will also have access to the finest medical care available should you or your family need it. All the Guild asks in return is your loyalty and a promise that you will always perform your duties to the fullest extent of your ability. There are many positions to be filled within the Guild of the Ram. We have need for typists, secretaries, archivists,engineers, "researchers," and field agents. Our field agents are equipped with the best weaponry money can buy, and we train all of our field agents so well that their skills with their chosen weapons exceed those of a normal person wielding the same. Interestingly enough, the most attractive citizens of Malifaux seem to gravitate towards the Guild of the Ram, and we are happy to welcome them into our ranks. The laws are there for the safety of everyone, and it is the duty of all of us to make sure that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morf Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Slick corporate bs talk... We'll see your world burn. (would that be appropriate enough for a Ressurectionist?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricJ Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Did you see the 12 of rams card? that was a photo taken from their "party" file...hard to say no! (on a side note, when I first saw this thread title, I started getting my mod-hat on to delete some spam...tricky!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoM Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sorry for making think about the magical mod hat there, Eric. Morf, bring your zombies on. It's been said that there's nothing in this game that can't be handled by a bigger pile of dead hookers, but my Death Marshals would tell you otherwise. We've got the girls. We've got the guns. We've even got a fancy headquarters building. what's not to love about the Guild of the Ram? Oh yeah, that's right... nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Anger Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Neverborn: We were here first... So get off my lawn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoM Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 If that rift had never opened, you'd be able to have your lawns all to yourself. Ever since you opened that blasted thing, we've had to recruit more and more members to the Guild of the Ram. Damned mask-loving abboniations. your kind doesn't belong here. But, please, keep talking. I'll just over hear dialing up the Ortegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sounds great! Where do I sign up? Oh! Here is a nice thank you gift for posting such a wonderful offer! What? No, don't mind that ticking sound. Now if you will excuse me I need to find the lavatory. No, I know that's the exit. There is a nice place for lunch down the street as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoM Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Thanks for the clock, Ambrose. I knew you were a sporting fellow. BTW, those falcons are totally NOT following you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterdita Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 You can call them all you want, but I call them chumps compared to the Nborn. We are the Neverborn and we are your worst nightmares! We are like the worst thing you can thing of. Like Ray in Ghostbusters! -> The stay puff marshmello man construct available soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keltheos Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Gremlins: we bring the pork products and hootch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLemondropDan Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Gremlins: we bring the pork products and hootch! Ya beat me to it. Baaaaacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoM Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 The Gremlins are always welcome at Guild parties. You guys know how to have some fun. As for the Neverborn, unless you're bringing marshmallows, I think your invitation might end up "lost in the mail." It's nothing personal, of course. It's just the rules of the Guild. If you ain't got a gun, you can't come inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topias Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Arcanists is my faction of choice. Ramos is just too cool to resist. We will stomp that guild-thing down with magic & steam machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Arcanists is my faction of choice. Ramos is just too cool to resist. We will stomp that guild-thing down with magic & steam machines. Ahh! Am man after my own heart! Welcome to Malifaux by the way. Go join the AARG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoM Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'm willing to let the Arcanists do as they'd like, if it wasn't for that damned Ramos. Rasputina can keep her dominion over the frozen wastes, and Marcus has do whatever he wants with those wretched beasts. Ramos is the one who is always coming into town and causing trouble. We have his face plastered on wanted posters all over headquarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'm willing to let the Arcanists do as they'd like, if it wasn't for that damned Ramos. Rasputina can keep her dominion over the frozen wastes, and Marcus has do whatever he wants with those wretched beasts. Ramos is the one who is always coming into town and causing trouble. We have his face plastered on wanted posters all over headquarters. Wanted posters all over Headquarters because if they actually posted on the streets there would be open rioting. Ramos is loved by the people because he actually cares about the common laborer. Very much unlike the Guild of the Ram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdelemental Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Common is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstripe Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Common is right. Finally nerd says something clever. It had to happen eventually, right? I think you'll all discover soon that the Neverborn are far more than the bogeymen under the bed. Their ways may be alien to men, but there is intelligence behind those murderous eyes. Watching their schemes unfold, I'm not certain the Governor General can lay claim to the title of "Master of Malifaux." It's typical Guild pomp, but its also very dangerous to openly slander the Union and its current president, Mr. Ramos. He may be a criminal, he may be a saint, he may be a lot of things but he's also the head of the Miners and Steamfitters Union and its dangerous to cross the Union. "Come all you good workers Good news to you I'll tell Of how the good old union Has come in here to dwell Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? My daddy was a miner He's now in the air and sun He'll be with you fellow workers Until the battle's won. Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? They say in Malifaux There are no neutrals there. You'll either be a union man Or a thug for the Governor. Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? Oh workers can you stand it? Oh tell me how you can. Will you be a lousy scab Or will you be a man? Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? Don't scab for the bosses Don't listen to their lies. Poor folks ain't got a chance Unless they organize. Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on?" Imagine you hear this tune pouring out of a Union hall, the voices thick with drunken zeal. Which side are you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Well being a member of the AARG as well as the M&SU I think the side I stand on is clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkdymnd Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Imagine you hear this tune pouring out of a Union hall, the voices thick with drunken zeal. Which side are you on? The side with the paddywagon's ready to pick up all you drunken bastids as you come out of the hall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugKing Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Who says we are coming out of the hall? Labs are often UNDER the halls. No one is going to be drunk when they leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoM Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) Finally nerd says something clever. It had to happen eventually, right? I think you'll all discover soon that the Neverborn are far more than the bogeymen under the bed. Their ways may be alien to men, but there is intelligence behind those murderous eyes. Watching their schemes unfold, I'm not certain the Governor General can lay claim to the title of "Master of Malifaux." It's typical Guild pomp, but its also very dangerous to openly slander the Union and its current president, Mr. Ramos. He may be a criminal, he may be a saint, he may be a lot of things but he's also the head of the Miners and Steamfitters Union and its dangerous to cross the Union. "Come all you good workers Good news to you I'll tell Of how the good old union Has come in here to dwell Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? My daddy was a miner He's now in the air and sun He'll be with you fellow workers Until the battle's won. Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? They say in Malifaux There are no neutrals there. You'll either be a union man Or a thug for the Governor. Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? Oh workers can you stand it? Oh tell me how you can. Will you be a lousy scab Or will you be a man? Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on? Don't scab for the bosses Don't listen to their lies. Poor folks ain't got a chance Unless they organize. Which side are you on boys? Which side are you on?" Imagine you hear this tune pouring out of a Union hall, the voices thick with drunken zeal. Which side are you on? Nick, for that Mal1faux twist on a traditional labor song, you have one all of the Wyrd plushies you can fit on your bed. Seriously, that warms my heart, dude. I won't cross the M&SU, but I will make sure Ramos and his mechanical creations are stopped. I won't stop the workers from getting what they've justly earned, but the law is the law, and Mr. Ramos needs to be brought to justice (no pun intended). Edited July 14, 2009 by AoM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimwolf Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 All the Evil I can kill!? Count me a member! Do I get to burn witches as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 All the Evil I can kill!? Count me a member! Do I get to burn witches as well? Sure thing! And you'll find the definition of 'witches' is really open to interpretation, so go crazy. Peace through superior firepower and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEiRD sKeTCH Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'm signed up here also... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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