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The most important Burt Jebsen Thread ever

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Is his mullet natural, or a wig like Wong's fake mustache?

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I vote real

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Definitely real ;)

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They could be implants?

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Regardless of the outcome, thanks for asking the tough questions!

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I think even if it was a wig, it would still grow into a mullet due to intense Burtness

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I think it's his back hairs extending to his head

Too manly for a regular haircut

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Old Phinn: "And that, kids, is how the Mullet Wars started."

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Do any male gremlins have hair?  Seems like it's a female exclusive thing.  So either it's fake, or Burt was born Betty.

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On 3/4/2017 at 3:27 PM, Four_N_Six said:

Do any male gremlins have hair?  Seems like it's a female exclusive thing.  So either it's fake, or Burt was born Betty.

Taxidermists have hair. And depending a bit on where sideburns stand on hair-beard-scale (how high do they need to be to become hair instead of beard?), metal Pere Ravage also might count as having hair. Also, several male Gremlins have facial hair (though not Wong).

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On 3/4/2017 at 7:27 AM, Four_N_Six said:

Do any male gremlins have hair?  Seems like it's a female exclusive thing.  So either it's fake, or Burt was born Betty.

Into the Bayou mentions something about  how almost all males are bald but a few males can grow a head of hair

 

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5 hours ago, Math Mathonwy said:

Taxidermists have hair. And depending a bit on where sideburns stand on hair-beard-scale (how high do they need to be to become hair instead of beard?), metal Pere Ravage also might count as having hair. Also, several male Gremlins have facial hair (though not Wong).

I had completely forgotten about taxidermists. 
 

7 minutes ago, porkchop said:

Into the Bayou mentions something about  how almost all males are bald but a few males can grow a head of hair

 

I haven't picked up Bayou yet, but it's on my list.  I really like the idea of the families getting fleshed out more.

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Granted, I was mostly thinking "head" and not "facial hair," but I'll accept Ulix as an example.  Though if we're being honest, his beard looks more fake than Wong's moustache does.

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