MasterDisaster Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Lilith vs. Marcus.... nuff said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Did you notice that we derailed our own just-for-fun thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Yeah... that's one of the reasons I made this thread. To minimize the derailment of other threads. After all it's just for fun anyways so it doesn't really matter so much as other more serious threads. Did you notice my previous comment stopped zFiend dead in his tracks? The mental anguish and trauma caused by our last Vassal game against each other still burns bright in his mind it seems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I had stuff to do! Come on. also that game still gives me a major ball ache. Dirial. Good point. But from here we don't have to leave! Muahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I had stuff to do! Come on. also that game still gives me a major ball ache. And so it should! To be fair I did tell you if you charge Lilith with Marcus you'd better make damn sure you kill her... You did not and so the lesson had to be taught. It's not entirely my fault your entire crew crumbled to Nekima and the Mature. Blame Vassal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Well I was pretty confident 4 attacks from Marcus and more from Myranda would cut it. Nope. Not even a wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Battle report? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Nope... I was drunk. I might have the end of the game saved, if I do I'll grab the transcript and try to translate it into a Battle Report. Basically Marcus decides to try and gank Lilith who happens to have Nekima on a building to her left, Cherub, BBS and a Mature nearby on a building to her right. Marcus makes Lilith a Beast and whiffs ALL his attacks as does Myranda. Mature Flurries Marcus and it all goes onto Lilith due to the Defend Me trigger . Lilith ends up taking about 4 Dmg after Prevention from the Flurry. Lilith then smashes Marcus into the dust... with ease! Nekima then proceeds to tear apart everything in the crew bar Cojo and a Blessed whilst also growing a Tot into a Young and summoning a new Tot while she's at it. This all occurred before the end of Turn 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolution Black Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Yeah... that's one of the reasons I made this thread. To minimize the derailment of other threads. After all it's just for fun anyways so it doesn't really matter so much as other more serious threads. Did you notice my previous comment stopped zFiend dead in his tracks? The mental anguish and trauma caused by our last Vassal game against each other still burns bright in his mind it seems. lol, good idea...see the Offtopic thread? That was a result of myself and a few others, who sadly don't seem to be around here anymore literally entering into threads and derailing them! The mods deemed it best to keep us contained.....Like that works lol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adran Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 And so it should! To be fair I did tell you if you charge Lilith with Marcus you'd better make damn sure you kill her... You did not and so the lesson had to be taught. It's not entirely my fault your entire crew crumbled to Nekima and the Mature. Blame Vassal! Law of Meat. For when you can't actually kill everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Law of Meat. For when you can't actually kill everything. I know that now. First game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moxypoo Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I’d be an Abomination – specifically the new plastic one with chainsaws for hands. I mean, who’s going to argue with a guy with chainsaws for hands? No one. That’s who. It would make wiping after using the toilet difficult, but would you really be concerned with personal hygiene if you had CHAINSAWS FOR HANDS?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I’d be an Abomination – specifically the new plastic one with chainsaws for hands. I mean, who’s going to argue with a guy with chainsaws for hands? No one. That’s who. It would make wiping after using the toilet difficult, but would you really be concerned with personal hygiene if you had CHAINSAWS FOR HANDS?! You could force people to wipe for you! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moxypoo Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 You could force people to wipe for you! Haha thanks Dirial, now people at work are looking at me funny since I'm laughing so hard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Haha thanks Dirial, now people at work are looking at me funny since I'm laughing so hard... That's what I'm here for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 That's what I'm here for. No you are here to spread Guild propaganda! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertmac Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 The captain! Awesome mustache, monical, a big f off hammer and a jet pack! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 The captain! Awesome mustache, monical, a big f off hammer and a jet pack! Now there's reasoning you just can't argue with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Now there's reasoning you just can't argue with! Nailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I was actually pretty tempted to try and attempt that mustache myself but due to a slip of the hand, a very sharp razor and lots of bleeding the beard had to come off entirely. T'was a dark day for beards everywhere! Now I'm left with a cold face and no epic mustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I was actually pretty tempted to try and attempt that mustache myself but due to a slip of the hand, a very sharp razor and lots of bleeding the beard had to come off entirely. T'was a dark day for beards everywhere! Now I'm left with a cold face and no epic mustache Wow, that's pretty dark. *looks around where Pandora is hiding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterDisaster Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 *Punches the Woe hanging on his shoulder* It's not all doom and gloom! The Mrs likes the non-beardy face so that's a win right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zFiend Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 No moustache, no manlyhood. An old saying of the jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirial Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 *Punches the Woe hanging on his shoulder* It's not all doom and gloom! The Mrs likes the non-beardy face so that's a win right there! Certainly. And while Misery Loves Company, I cannot relate too much. My facial hair is just enough to be a chore, but not enough for beards of any kind. My fiancee loves my glorious hair, though. My personal win. No moustache, no manlyhood. An old saying of the jungle. Well, glad I chose Mei Feng then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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