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  1. Reva is in need of no rebalancing, bruh. I've beaten and played her loads of time. Prepare to be educated:

    1. A regular table for Malifaux is 4 by 4. When taking into account Reva's WK and her spell range at the center of the table this leaves over 10 inches of uncovered space. That is over 25% of uncontested ground at all times from which an opposing player may launch a counter attack. And as we all know from WWII 25% is all it takes.

    2. Her corpse candles are easy to handle. These are 2 wound models that convert to corpse markers when struck dead by anything really that is not weeny level of wimpy. This means that if I take my Widow Weaver (I am a master Neverborn player, ranked first in my first tournament), I can take 1 over her tokens every 2 turns. She can put out 1 every turn if I remember correctly at like 16 inches or something. This means every 2 turns I half her casting ranges. THAT IS A 50% loss bruh, I've won StarCraft tournaments against KOREANS doing less damage to them than that.

    3. Her crew is made up of Resser undead which are potent to be sure but you are forgetting one thing. SHE IS A NUN, which means she took vows to some form of CHRISTIANITY. WHICH MEANS SHE IS A PAFICIST. This sets her up to be demolished in a sublimely set up Alpha Strike by choosing the scheme of "It was all a distraction" and using the according tactical action to have all your models be in need of charity. She won't attack them because it would make Jesus cry.

    4. She has many wounds. This is laughably easy to deal with. All you need is a Teddy within 8 inches and a mask with 12 or better to cast gobble you up with an unobstructed charge lane to push up to her and at least 3, twelve value cards or better to guarantee straight flips and at least two elevens for severe damage and a red joker after you cast flurry.

    Check Mate, bruh.

    1. Mr. Sergio

      Mr. Sergio

      Ain't got nothing to say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wyrd Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reva, and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Neverborn player in the West. You are nothing to me but just another nooblet. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with ignoring me on the Internet and harassing other badass Sergios in real life? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of neckbeards across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat your lists in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fate deck. Not only am I extensively trained in counting cards, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Neverborn Faction and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comments was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    2. Omenbringer

      Omenbringer

      Got to admit this mad me laugh...see you tonight. Bring your awesome Neverborn talents and we'll see how they fare in Killer Bunnies and King of Tokyo.

  2. Hello hello Recently I purchased a box of Black Blood Shamans at one of my local stores; and within it was contained a blister with a translucent, purple Jakob Lynch with the accompanying upgrades and cards. I would like to sell him. I am not searching for an exorbitant price and I am also perfectly happy to negotiate. I am working on adding photographs as it seems that my potato devices cannot take anything better than a grainy picture. Make me an offer. -Mr. Sergio
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